Cret

Oddly enough my works do is at mount murray on Friday evening too..... Not sure if I can make the pissups but I'm very much expecting to be coming karting. Have the karts got sufficient va va voom that being a fat git (i.e. me) won't really matter?!

Ha ha! I'm not that dumb! No really, I'm not! Sorry, that was including a dvd writer that'll do all formats. Forgot to mention it! Mobo was about £35. Case was £65 (it's a tasty one though) and writer was a feeble £77 (DABS B grade stock)!! About £185 altogether or so with the postage. Never though of posting the CPU on here - didn't think there'd be any takers. Ah well, now I'll have 4 PCs.

Doh! You slow dozy git! I would happily have done just that but last night I accidentally ordered a new case & mobo so I can build a whole new gucci spec machine! Grrr, you owe me about £200 Nick!

Well you know the drill with me. (I'll be getting some tinnies in and getting Mariokart doubledash out seeing as I have no plans, then later on I'll no doubt get a call from one of my chums who will force - ask - me to come down to the outback). That's the usual anyway.

HA HA!!! Top work Dave!

Might just have to get one of those myself! Sucka.

Ho ho ho!

The camp site at peel is worth a look too. It's dead cheap (like £4 a night or something) and has shower/bog etc facilities there. I camped up there in summer with a load of mates for a night out in Peel. Much more fun than I expected!

And what exactly, may I ask, is wrong with mingers?

Ha ha, I'm not so sure about that Jon - by day, he is Boxer22. An avid subaru fan who dreams of getting a noisy dump valve and all the other trimmings. Wheelspinning out of his office carpark, and planning his latest strategic cruise of MacDonalds but..... Come 5pm Neil undergoes a terrible & horrific transformation into the grotesque spectre of...... LAGUNAMAN! Cruising the roads with a suit hanging from the rear "oh sh!t" handle, mobile phone attached to the hands free kit on the dash, and radio 3 (sometimes even vivaldi!) blaring out of the blaupunkt speakers. Spreading poor road manners and regional double glazing expertise everywhere he goes!

Take it you don't need these sending now then sucko?

Sarah, Dickhead, Dipstick? Who? I doubt I'll be out there tomorrow or I'll miss getting my zorst done again like last Saturday, but I never say never.....

Ha ha! And to think I just sent cheeseburger man round himself with a special message! What a waste.

This isn't in relation to your 'baby' that's getting delivered this weekend then?! Good work fella! *Me makes beeline for ceeegar emporium*

Mr T cut? Is he a guy who goes around endorsing products that claim to restore the original splendour of your car's paintwork? Yuk yuk!

Funnily enough I just saw hime cruising the prom about 20 minutes ago. Ha ha! Yeah I've attempted some drive by waves/flash attempts but they've been ignored. Miserable git!

I have several!

Don't worry Nick - they're pretty much thug originated insults anyway! Replies?! Sir Yes Sir! And don't you get too used to calling me fruit either. Petal! PS - if you PM me your email neil I'll send my delivery man specially round with an echeeseburger for you.

I never said anything was. Wouldn't dream of it! Although he is a carrot top........

Judas Priest!!! Sorry mate (and everyone else that's PMd me previously!). I must look like a right ignorant bastad!!! Wondered why no-one had replied to my PMs. I cretinously assumed that the bit saying new messages at the top left was for new posts since last being on or suchlike. I'd also assumed that when I got a PM it'd pop up a window saying so & open up a new explorer screen as all the other forums I use do that. **** me I can be a dimwit at times. Apologies to everyone - I'm not a rude git. Honest! *hastily wipes egg from face and goes off to hide in the corner wearing a big pointy hat with a big D on it*

Who's got the white (STI?) classic with the 666 number plate? I keep seeing that thing everywhere recently!

My pals sometimes say I must have a drink problem. B*llocks! I go out and get drunk every weekend no problem. Dunno what they're on about!

Sheltered? Moi? Despite all attempts by the olds that didn't happen. Heh heh. No-one's been able to explain the way I am today. I'd give Freud a run for his money if he was about. Still, they do say that genius is often marred by madness.......

Careful sunshine! You wouldn't want to end up finding nemo yourself off the end of the battery pier & wearing heavy boots! When I saw toy story I was disappointed that it didn't have all the toy mutilation I used to inflict on toys when I was a kid. Lauching starwars figures into orbit on rockets, shooting lego men with airguns, and seeing how many stories action man could fall before injuring himself!

This sounds like a nice idea. And I mean the pressies thing, not a guest appearance by triple X with Beaker, kermit & piggie!