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As above,i've just bought a turbo timer on E-Bay and i need this fitted to my car. I've tried calling a good few auto electricians and get the same answer most times.... "eh"....."we don't fit them"...."what is that"............... Would be much obliged if anyone on here could give me a number to call for a fitter in the Glasgow area......or better still if someone on here could fit it for me.......cash waiting..... Cheers in advance..... Del.

Silver classiic with pink graphics....reg no..B1@ DMC.....outside the hairdressers,think it was called Bank St Del.

Appologies.... Del.

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Hey Andy,he fitted the mesh fog light covers himself. Then again,i wasn't actually there at the time,maybe Gayle done it...LOL. Only kiddin mate. Del.

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a 10 pound note appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. What do you want me to do?" "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear . "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er . How moch was in dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit, says the Irishman Wait for it...........scroll down.) I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.." Del.

P.S.....it was Mrs.Seevers that was out and about... Del.

Andy you lucky man(kind of)...watch yer back big man....see you when you get back. Del.

RossRB5,do you live in Spey Rd??? Del.

try Jim Dickson in the village at Cumbernauld for the Goodyears alot cheaper than others Del.

Wullie,when i spoke to Noel it sounded like he was never gonny get a shot ever.....figured it was my duty.... Del.

Nae probs Chrissy,just try an remember the lights next time. What am i talkin about ...next time.... Del.

Allan,Liam,cheers was a good meet and a few good laffs,some real nice cars up in there tonight,and then there were the scoobs......lol. Glad you all enjoyed the Big Boy's new toy. Del.(dark blue mica bugeye with morrettes)

Sure is Willie,ta mate,that was doin ma nut right in. Del.

Swiggi,you f**kin liar,a wis waitin oan you washing yer hair that's why we were late.....sorry everyone. Del.

who do i contact on here to sort out an I.T. PROBLEM..? Del.

Swiggi,Corsa and myself are meeting at George Square between 7-7.15,anyone else want to tag along from there........?? Del.

Great minds think alike.....either that or fools seldom differ. Was just gonna ask how much for the carpet until i scrolled down. LOL....LOL.... Del.

Welcome to the madhoose mate.......wit's yer name...? Apart fae lessels.. Del.

F**k,if it had been Glesgay i could have sorted you for Saturday. Know for a fact the guy wouldn't travel out there for 1 job. Sorry. Del.

Dave,where are you....? Del.

Aye,yer a guid man ye are Boabster,thinkin of others an all that....lol Del.

Corsa,sounds good to me mate,i'll head into G.S. with Swiggi for back of 7,see who else turns up and then we'll head up. Swig,let me know if you're still on for this..? Del.

Boabster,i caught you today,parked in Battlefield Rd @1pm. Thought you could hide did you..? Del. p.s..when is the zorst gettin done..? also seen a nice RB5 in Grantley St 20mins later.

Cheers,everyone for your replies and sympathies,think i'll wait till next week to let someone look at it.Don't even want to think about it just now. Might not look much damage but we all know how expensive these things can turn out(especially as you can't get to that bit of the bonnet from underneath to knock it out) Grant,trust you to find a joke in it all. Iwas being serious you know....LOL. Del.