After much abuse from Nick and a few others who I won't name (Stu, Rach, Kim and Barney) I would like to prove once and for all that Derbyshire is in fact in the Midlands and not (as they have suggested multiple times over the past weekend) in Scotland!
(Although I would like to say at this point that there is nothing wrong with living in Scotland, it's just I don't!)
I would now like to refer you to the map below, you will see that Derbyshire is in fact in the East Midlands and I have marked where I live with a dot and arrow with the wording "ME!!!"
If you look further north you will see Scotland, I have marked this with an arrow and the wording "Scotland!!!" You should now see that I most certainly do not live in, or indeed anywhere near Scotland! (although Scotland is a lovely place and somewhere I visit for my holidays )
You will also see that any reference to the north is a good distance away from me!
I hope this clears it up once and for all!