man-with-men

In other words you were sitting squeezing your man valve and you realised t... i cant be bothered lolm its too silly.

Your IT skills are second to none. To think you managed to get that image from you desktop and paste it into there within minutes is alarming to say the least. Are you trying to tell me that within 2 minutes of me posting that last message........you............ Read it................... Searched for that image............. Inserted it into the page......................... Pressed enter....................... Rocked backwards and forth sniggering like a south ossetian?

As if you didnt secretely pray for such an uncumfortable encounter most evenings as you rock gently back and forward, to and fro in your barbed wire w*nking chair

Andy, I actually worry about where you find these pictures ! Perhaps if you spent less time masturbating into your dogs water bowl and more time focusing on bolting the door, winston wouldnt be able to enter your house tonight and beast you

Now that was a day to remember. I think after i got my pipe and nuggets smoked by our congalese friend, i went onto get the slowest newage of the day. What a great alrounder

No thankfully. The hairdressing business isnt going too well at the moment but im sure when you get round to getting your barnet Fc cut i will see an immediate upturn in revenue

Not really, just passing through today bored.

see you later on

BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION !!!! hahahahaha your a pervert

It was BONGO BONGO as if you couldnt remember. Not BONGA BANGO You pretending you dont remember hearing him shouting that in your ear as he pumped you behind the CO-OP in Dundee

Aye thats right, the old laser bawsack temp machine thingy. I only did that cos i know you were choking to know how hot me eggs were without actually touching them and i didnt want you to get uncomfortable ACID, youve too much time on your hands

SURELY HE COULD PHONE THIS GUY WITH THE MONEY HE HAS AND BUY THIS BAD BOY INSTEAD !!!!!! http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/618670.htm

If im honest Paul...i cant remember that. Please enlighten me though

This is callums thread so i dont want to hyjack it. I drive a 525msport which isnt quite as fast as the STI but its safer for the old license

have you been with winston though>

Yes it is I. I couldnt for the life of me recall what my password was for my real alias so i created a new one namely that of MAN WITH MEN Rather fetching i think you will agree. Im glad that my sense of humour and sexual preferences made a lasting effect on you all

LOL your not daft although i threw that clue in there to get you Nice new car !!! glad youve got the 20g stuck in it, i was going to ask what happened to that.

I find the reponse i have recieved wholly unsatifactory given that i have been polite, encouraging and friendly. Are you both touchers of goats

I can tell by the look in your eye that you encourage men in your green classic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Youve spent plenty of time in the shakers shouting down the telephone to the driller the weight and viscocity of the log you did in your mummies panties before wearing it as a tash for the rest of the trip. you beast lol

Who is this captain fantashtish you speak of? Are you in some way related to Winston?

Perhaps if you were at a loose end you could ask one of the scaffolders to erect your pipe after your shift? The other alternative coupld be that you went to the pump room for a while to check the valve pressure

sorry i couldnt help it

Good afternoon, Given that I am relateively new to this forum, i thought i should perhaps introduce myself to you all. My name is "Man-with-men" and although that perhaps might lead you to believing that i am indeed a raving homosexual, that in fact would be incorrect. The name originates from when i was a school fellow growing up in Edinburgh. One afternoon whislt indulging in a somewhat unorthadox practise of chasing a shaved goat labouriously around the rugby field, I stopped to realise that some of the best times i had were with other men. Hence the name "man-with-men" Please excuse me as i seem to have become rather carried away with my somewhat (hindsight) amusing name. Anyway, the reason i thought it important to introduce myself is due to my new found love of the motorsport world. For some time now i have been lingering with the idea of building my own subaru impreza STD. Building perhaps is the incorrect wording. What i eluded to say was that I am giving serious consideration to modifying a standard impreza into a not so standard impreza. I understand that there are a large number of people amongst our peers that have fulfilled their own ambitions in this area? Just the other day, whilst turning the car over slowly before smoking my own rod i examined the air inlet manifold and realised that i was in effect "staring down the barrel of a loaded gun". What i mean by this is, it quickly dawned on me that i was potentially dancing with a goat in the pale moon light albeit unawares of my flurtatious cavorting with the hooved beast. I do whiter on. I would like to take this oportunity to thank people for the assistance that they may offer me in my project over the coming months and wish you the very best in health and well being at my caravan in skegness. May your pistons and rods be thoroughly stiffened. Best wishes Men-with-men

Have you considered TAKING THE BATTERY OUT TURNING IT OVER SLOWLY THEN SMOKING YOUR OWN ROD