man-with-men

I was kidding about the length etc but the

aye trust you, dear me, what are you like, phew, trust you was the funniest bit for me

I know, trust you to take nearly a year.

Phew

Your some boy

phew

trust you

Maybe once youve viewed it you could fire a length into your grannies mouth for a while?

Your going to put coilovers on your wrx?

Maybe you should simply get the strut replaced or get a new s****y set of springs as well to make you feel better.

If you dont drive it like you have mental issues then your not going to enjoy coilovers and neither is your wife/boyfriend/dog

Best thing would be to leave them on if your selling the car and never give it another thought.

Or you could buy a Yugo and ghosty it into your nans front room

The best thing you can do is this when starting your car

1. Open the door

2. Sit in the seat and make yourself feel most comofrtable

3. Put on your seatbelt

4. Place the key in the ignition

5. Ensure it is out of gear

6. Start the engine

7. Drive away after selecting gear and checking your mirrors

If this simple process doesnt work you could always slump back into your living room setee, unbuckle your trousers, kick your legs over your head and smoke your own rod.

Hope this helps, best regards

Man-With-men

Just save your money and take it out on the day and build up to it slowly.

Easy to get bitten by the "that car keeps passing me bug" but if you go at your own speed and limits you will have more fun.

Look after your car and yourself is all you can do!

Other than stroking your eggs

Or count it as a blessing they are looking at the book emissions rather than your sneaky decat emissions!

smashing

Thats bang out of order.

Why dont you set a trap!

1. Arrange to buy it

2. Collect it in person

3. Assault him after telling him what you think

4. give the 9.50 to the right fund

5. Continuously scoure the www incase it happens again

Ed, I think that if you do this, there is every likelyhood that you find yourself answering your name at the police station 3 times a day for the rest of your life.

Where as, if you got this........theres even more chance you would be banned from Thaiiland and the Phillipines as well

http://www.coloring.es/pages/Scooby-Doo/im.../ScoobyDoo4.gif

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Ian,

Lol. I couldnt begin to reply to that, your not daft.

This weekend the old firm are playing although it would be really good to see the cars and all the faces at Lanark. I was keen to get my Canon out and get some really good shots of the procession.

Where would the most cars be and what time would they be there? Saturday morning?

Chris

Cheers mate, away to give them a go now.

Craig.

Good luck. Set your excess to some obscene figure as well, like 750 or something as that helps if a little outrageous

Hi Marc,

Nice hearing from you. The special fog cover gadget was splendid indeed.

I trust you are having a good time of things and have a suitable replacement for the Boyakasha mobile.

Im glad you like me unorthadox manner of humour

Dont forget you need-

1. Inflatable goat

2. Inflatable girlfriend

3. A packed lunch

4. A double ender

5. A laser jammer

I wouldnt use anyone but Elephant. Simply cos i know they are really really god when things go wrong and the price i found...is unbeatable.

When i had my STI wi the mods declared, at a younger age than you with similar no claims, it was about 600.

Give them a try online and pay in a onner if you can and im sure you wont be dissapointed.

G'Ball

Does Michael Knight know you have stolen his car????

get this one instead

http://www.dvlaregistrations.co.uk/home/en...mp;m=2&v=56

Was the car in AWD? has the guy broken it already?

Last i heard it had faulty electrics after the sub woofer was fitted !!! one extreme to another. I used to take the boot off to go down the strip.

Now it gets bass boxes fitted to pump up the jam

I meant to say.....

All in good jest lol

Thank you for the kind welcome Patrick. I trust you are still underskilled and underpaid although that said, im sure we could arrange for an oversized chair for you to sit on to erradicate the small man syndrome.

Alternatively i could insert my throbbing pulsing man encourager into your tight grannies mouth until it's sick up your leg.

Your strummer of mens pee pees.

Thanks for the fishcakes,

Good night

Judging by the first post on this thread, he likes it up Goats apparently!!

Yes thats correct EMOE AW OW AHH as the naked strange man rams you from behind as your boyfriend strokes his shaft quietly in teh corner

I agree with seafar99.

3k isnt really giving yourself much option in terms of the right car for you (or anyone)

If and i know its not always possible, you could save for a bit longer you could get yourself so much more for your money.

If its a wagon your after then its a wagon your after but dont jump in, end up finding cash for mods but wishing youd waited and got something a little bit better.

Gumball

hahahahhahahahah

zzzz, yawn, what a load of shat

Even posting tripe is more of a contribution than not. the same old keyboard warriors strike again

Ram a stiff schwartz lenght into your anus late at night if youdont like it

In other words you were sitting squeezing your man valve and you realised t...

i cant be bothered lolm its too silly.