man-with-men

I drive so fast no one ever bothers me !!!!

how about trying to set up a tea/coffee/cake stall?

it gives folk a place to hang out while waiting around and anything sold will go towards the cause - "the Scottish Armed Forces to support injured soldiers and their families on return from combat"

Is that the new cause?

thanks scotty, shouldnt b too long now.....

SHED

Hi,

This is Gordon - Kaylz555's "better half" thought it was about time I got my own name on this as can be a pain for viewing new posts that I've not seen and she's read!

So not a newbie but a new name ...all for myself

WELL DONE !!!

Simple for me :- no house move, no job change & no car changes ! Everyone I know keeps on getting married though - have been to 26 weddings in the last 5 years and have 5 more in 2009. This means my holidays become :- wedding in the Mexican Carribean, another stagger in Ibiza, a weekend in Paris and that's just one wedding down.

Otherwise, it's celebrating my old boys 60th by way of an automotive event ( Goodwood, Ring again (3rd time in 3 years ?) - or Prodrive Rally School + other options ?? ) plus paying off more of my mortgage. Shall take my one year old to KH too and hopefully go to my first real rally in some 20 years or so. I think I also might have to swing my hips in a rhythmic fashion in the hope that my dear wife might yield another bairn again ( I need a brother for Finlay mind)

Oh _ i also have some bits for The Patriot to fit and then properly break her in on a few track days

Cool thread

Your great !!!!

Im probably going to shaft my eggs for most of this month

Feb- Find a new boyfriend

March- Lick my own steaming plums

April- Much of the same

and so on and so forth

Neither, i have now started smoking my own roderick

LOL

THE ACE OF SPADES, THE ACE OF SPADES

YES BOSS

Some of you guys are real gay

It means that once you go with winston you never again want to be left out in the cold when it comes to butty love

Whilst manouvring in and out of the traffic just north of Jebrovia, a car pulled up alongside me with blue flashing lights on its roof and front grille. Hmmmmm i pondered to myself, what could this be?

As i wound down my window, BANG, someting hit me between the eyes. It was pink and shaped like a mans peepee.

I woke to find myself tied to a butchers bench in the sleepy town of Bratislaviano, just outside Bratislava with nothin on but a pair of wooden clogs hand crafted from the remains of the Mary Sellest with a large aboriginal man standing over me holding a pint of beer.

Initially i thought "is he actually waking me up and giving me a pint?"

No sooner had the thoughts lingered across my sensory sensors for a split second, there was a flash and a bang. I had a strange feeling of floating and could taste smoke.

There before me were 3 men dressed in green coveralls holding Lee Enfield rifles shouting "get on your knees, get on your knees".

As i took to my knees a man called winston entered the room.....................................................

It was a joke tho There is nothing difficult about the request as it's just fonts - not like it needs copied from the van pic He is asking for what's on that van to be put on a white RA - so the dark van pic is only to get the text from....

Hang on - this is almost a rational discussion - you can't do that or you'll lose your reputation man-with-men

Yes, i understand what he is asking for but thanks for the additional clarification Have a smashing evening

i think its absolutely smashing !!!

If you are "The Real Fridge Company" - is there a "pretend" one? Get a daylight pic up at least!

hahahahahahah, i know that the talents of photoshop are almost endless but your effectively posting up a photo of the inside of a dog shat and asking for it to be transformed into a bed of roses

Chris your talents are wasted!

Thats exactly what my boss says- " Ahhhh young master Provan, i see youve been spending some time creating masterpieces like this again, when technically you should be out selling"

hjahahahahahahahaha

Hi Mate,

I spent some time on it this morning. If you like it, i can bang one out

It is now starting to effect the Information Technology space in terms of sales and opportunities.

As the Sales Director for a Glasgow and London based SME specialising in services and solutions around information management, it's becoming slightly tougher to identify new opportunities and really begin the engagement process. Meaning slower deal times and less commission.

The real areas to concentrate on following the recent recession situation seems to be identifying RETURN ON INVESTMENT, TCO AND COMPLIANCE FEAR.

I used to smoke cigars in Hawai, now i smoke fag douts from the city center bins.

My goat is hungry too.

Gumball

Young lunatics clambering around the summit of Ben Ann

I took this shot on the way to a meeting in Central London

What time does it start? Alex Harvey is brilliant

couldnt you just ask him/her what they mean and why theyre sending you PMS that dont make sense.

Sounds like someone has been drinking the avgas and thought you needed abused like the man encourager you are

Shut it you or I'll publish the porn you left on that phone I bought from you

hahahahahahahahah

have you tried the 10,000 mile service shop?

Was it this one?

Fishy article

not that one, the FFF

John Sorry, I saw your penis,

Callum W

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It puts the lotion on it's skin.

Or else it gets the hose again.

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET