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    A Bad Day

    in General Subaru Discussion

    Posted · Edited by man-with-men

    Totally shocking !!!!! Totally.

    Somoene has done that to you for a reason. No one (my minds more than crafty and mischiefous) takes the time to go to town like that for "something nasty to do".

    Youve handled it well, played it down in your mind and got it sorted. Thats truly an example to us all in life !!!!!

    Sorry youve had such a tough time of it before this as well !!!!!!!!!

    Keep yer chin up, get it sorted as you see best, watch the young turkeys in your street/EX/someone down the pub and eventually you will find out who has done this.

    You sound a lot more stable than me and im sure when you do find them, you will know which course of action is right for YOU.

    Good luck mate

    Gumball

    PS- Do you drive it around your estate like you stole it? Just that your neighbours window has a good overview of anyone entering your bit by clambering over the gate near the hinges or the things going to make a noise, clicking lids, shaking cans etc and you would think they might have seen or heard something.

    The Truth

    in Scottish Scoobies

    Posted

    He's was rumoured to be "holding up" in my part of the country... allegedly spotted a couple weeks ago :D

    AYe, thats right. After sunning himself in the far east, Gary Glitterbox decided to come to Scotland and live in ELGIN !!!!!!!!!

    hahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahah hha hahah hahahahah haa ahahahah ahahaha ahahaha hahaha ahahahahahahahaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa hahaha

    Maybe he heard about the cracking tourism trade in Morayshire

    Award Of The Day

    in Scottish Scoobies

    Posted

    Its really a very valid point.

    People shouldnt be on the phone and it COULD cause an accident BUT it might not happen.

    I think if you are honest, you have at some point used your cellular phone enroute to some place or another. please be honest.

    Ive done it, youve done it, theyve done it.

    Just because the Police and the Government have stepped up their quest to stop people doing it, doesnt mean that everyone will change overnight.

    Dont get stressed about it. Eventually it will stop.

    Maybe you should try soaking in a lovely bath until your eggs go soggy them stretch the satchel over yer heed tho

    Achtung ! Wait Till You Read This !

    in Off-Topic Chat

    Posted

    So you are still waving your rod around in public then mannie-with-many?

    I have one so big I need both hands to swing it. Really!

    Ian, i know you do !! Ive seen your posts on the appropriate forum !! Im planning on swinging my manly rod around tomorrow for a while amongst other men.

    If i catch a fash its a bonus but failing that, if i catch a man its a bonus :waving-santa:

    Achtung ! Wait Till You Read This !

    in Off-Topic Chat

    Posted

    As i strolled slowly through the fields in the holiday town of Jebrovia, I sensed a strange feeling i was being followed. I carried on heading towards the local post office where i was going to buy 3 second class stamps which would enable me to send my grannies xmas card in plenty of time.

    After about possible 600 metres, I could here heavy footsteps behind me as i realised i was being stalked.

    I turned around and saw this rather large and slender man in front of me. He was holding what appeared to be a sack and a syth.

    What immediately struck me as being strange, was the fact that on his twisted and mutilated feet he wore a pair of hand crafted wooden clogs !!!

    He looked down at the basket my left hand was aimlessly clutching onto and murmered "my....they are fantastic looking eggs you have".

    As i turned to walk away, he grabbed me by the neck, twisted my basket and my eggs smashed on the floor.

    Against my will, he took me to a log cabin in the woods and did terrible things to me

    Yes, he stole my stamps, eggs and xmas card for my granny.

    Oh dear

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