the squiggle

Yup, they got thier nm and lbs/ft a bit mixed up Think the VDCS is mainly to tell the diffs how to act and not an actual TC in the normal sense The STI certainly looked like it could hang its ar$e out at will where as with a TC fitted it would always be trying to reign the rear end back in. I loved the shot when Tiff was talking about how neutral the Evo while in the background the STI was at a good 45 degrees of sliding happiness. I know which i would prefer around a greasy Knockhill Think the researcher for 5g should be shot

The computers in an Evo can only do so much to contain the laws of physics on a damp smooth track Has the new STI got TC?

Yup i think that was for real as the look on Plato's face said it all and it was confirmed shortly after by a tirade of expletives i would be proud of Cracking bit of telly though

Cars, mate, of all Subaru persuasions from the mighty Vivio to the common as muck SVX We are going to turn the M40 into the worlds largest Subaru forecourt woohahahahahahaha

A buckin s****load 300 plus at the start in Lanark 300 plus joining us en route 1100 plus for the Sunday Oh i wish Rice Rocket was about these days just to rub his nose in it

Good to see it outside the garage and dust free Now all i need is proof of her moving under her own steam

Cost about a Grand Decat the rest of the system and get AndyF to remap the car with the pops and bangs activated on the over run

Looks like a V3 WRX or UK Turbo engine Yup, someone is gonna be pi55ed big time

It is probably the only Newage i would consider buying to be honest Bugeye Spec Cstripped out and modded, that will do nicely

Yup the boy sure can drive and looks damn fine in a set of dungarees

Always roms for the family at the Abington Services as a last resort

Google Abington Hotel and Shawsburn Hotel Both pretty decent for the money Popinjay is another or if you have won the lottery the Cartland Hotel comes highly rated

So John, how many times did you speak to the big guy upstairs during your hurl in the RA?

Oh thats harsh To be fair on the day could have fried an egg on Johns napper it was the warm But still an awesome performance around the handling circuit

One of the real early ones mind. Light as feck and tunable parts are easy to obtain like suspension, brakes and LSD My old Civic Vtec was awesome and sang like a budgie with a gun to its temple. Never missed a bit and even survived a couple of missed changes that resulted in 10k plus showing on the rev counter. Go for it big chap and dont forget the clown boots for an extra second

Early CRX with the 1600 Vtec would be my choice Would not need to fit up the hill at Doune, you would just sit at the start line and blow the competition away (literally) then clear your won path up the hill. There you go Scottish Hill Climb Champion and mass murderer at the same time, two birds with the one stone.

Driving one of these bad boys

We were actully trying to shift it to the other side of the car park but even with the strength of the man mountian we call Neil it just would not move All done in jest No JW340 were harmed in the making of this stupid photograph PS, It was ED-209's idea

Some more of Johns rocket in action i found Whao horsey I actually think that car was pushed further than it was driven that day Did you ever find the keys?

Hopefully the will let you table yodel during downtime and practise smoking your own rod in the confort of your own billet

Sounds about right Wilky the goat keeper fae Aberdeen drilling away looking for oil You sure as hell aint gonna find any oil up a goats a*** but he sure will have fun looking

Defo a wee tear in my eye the now Good on ye Travis

Please for the love of all things sensible dont start that again

Fit like Foos yer doos Aye Chavvin awa Expect to hear this kinda constantly but dinna fear a phase 1 manifold is excellent for translation purposes Good luck in yer new profession, ya mad trout

Looks a cracker Frank May she bring you plenty of smiles