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Wrong Expression! ============ Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!"

2 ducks flying south ============= 2 Ducks were flying South for Winter when an Airforce jet overtook them at around mach 5... After about 40 mid-air somersaults and feathers flying everywhere, they managed to compose themselves and one duck says to the other: "DID YOU SEE THAT?" "I SURE DID!!!!!" says the other duck. "AND GEEZ, WASN"T HE MOVING!!!!" "He sure was," says the other duck: "but so would you if you had two assh*les and both were on fire!"

Its back - Looks like Mr Wimpy found it

LMAO ---- Now you have tyres !

I was going to add something funny here .... ERRRrrrr - But I could not think of anything

Hang on ...... you've got it - is it under your sofa No - silly me - it was taken off because you posted on it

your not getting rid of it are you ??? Hope not

So - is that you admitting to taking my post Oh where oh where have you hidden it Is it behind your back No - I don't think it was Mr Craigy

Very sorry we did not come ... I was out of bed around 12.00pm Sunday in the end - I needed the sleep - after all the busy weeks we have all had ... It looks like it was a very nice day

Wimpy Pinned it a few weeks ago - I went to look for it and it's GONE .... Who's taken it then Come on - don't keep it bottled up Any Takers ????

Happy Birthday from us all this end as well

LMAO

I see you have a Fli Sub behind - is that for sale as well Or do you have any other subs / amps for sale !!!

That looks good - Shame it is a little small for me . My other half just got a bargin - a Scooby Jacket reduced from £90 to £50 ... but your's is a very good price .

I would be shocked if Halfords could do anything like that ... Have a word with TYREMAN on here - he may be able to help you at his work - I guess you will have to pay for the job - But you should have an A+ finish and a correct colour match.

It's fine - you can have it

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING .... YOU DID NOT GET YOUR INVITE ..... MMMMmmmmm LETS THINK ....... i KNOW WHATS HAPPENED ... IT MUST HAVE GOT LOST On its journey to you

MONO775 - You were looking for a new job - Weren't you

I may know someone interested in these - do you have a figure you were looking for ???

You should bring the other 1/2 down to say hi to the crew - as she normally miss'es the shows - I don't think most of them have meet her ...

I read up on the Clay and I am not sure if I could or Should as the car had a " Wax Guard treatment " added to the paint only 1 1/2 years ago - which has left a I guess silicone layer to the paint work ! - and this should last for around 3 years ??? (so I have been told !)

I was so tired - back at work 1st thing in the morning Today (sunday) - is the 1st day I have had - just Sitting around most of it - for around 4 - 6 weeks - I NEED A HOLIDAY

I think the last time it was seen was Witney - the big " A " Road that runs by there ... also Let us know what times you run

It was in the 13's - I just tried to find my slips - but I think they are in a safe place !!!

I was giving it a Head start - and then still showed it who was boss