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Thanks Craigy for your input - all is being digested Still in my head that once i get it clean (spotless hopefully) i dont want to get it dirty again - LOL

Couple more pics for you to Enjoy ......

Would anyone on the SIDC be the lucky owner of my old car ..... Just to re-cap it was around 1 1/2 years ago I made the jump from 1st Scooby Wagon (Which I know MONO775 would have loved to of gotton his hands on) -then I purchased my Newage STI ... And this day only happened by accident - due to one of those test drives - when your bored - and have nothing to do days ..... (I hope I am not the only sad sod on here that has done this b4! ) To this day - I still have my pic's of the Wagon on the wall - and my time on Santa pod track - and sit and look at them - and think ....... NEW STI or Older Wagon .... .... ..... ...... (Well I know Adds and Mads missed the old one as they told me they liked Green better LOL) Well - you all know what my STI looks like - but I wanted to remind you how cool my wagon was - (and still is I hope with its newer owner/s) If you have this now please let me know - as I would love to know if it ended up in a good home Enjoy .......

Hi - My 1st scooby had one fitted to it already - but my 2nd did not - so I fited one myself - the hardest part I found was to try and find the correct pipe to join this up to - took me a small bit of internet search and I found it - was for a New age scooby . What year is yours - newage / classic ?

Well - I text'ed him to see if he had arrived - and I received a text back - Something like ... I'm not going to tell u if I am there - u will LOL at me ...... etc etc ....... Mmmm lost lost and more lost hehehehe

****** BIG THANK YOU ******** ====================== ====================== I know this is not easy - as it takes me 4 - 5 hours to clean Just the outside of the car - to get my mirror finish ,,, So as you said - LOADS of work on the engine and all the other bits - behind wheels etc .... I noticed your car had a few shiney bits on your engine bay - and it looks like hours do go into keeping it clean "" Even more so as you use it daily - that is the most impressive thing I would say about you and your car "" - the reason I was looking at this as a to do or not to do - was 1st a bit on the money side (you have helped with your advise - thank you again) - but when my engine and car did get 100% clean - I WOULD NOT WANT TO DRIVE IT - as I would be scared to get it dirty again - and then start all the HARD work again ! I was looking at mine again - and seeing all the dirt sitting there has just scared me Oh what to do ......

Congratulations to you both. Hope Si has something nice planned for you Sam, Tony & Kiddies

Hi - would be good to see u at meet as well .... OK - Me being stupid now .... catalunya special edition Any reason why these are a good find - I have heard people talking about them - I know of people who sold theirs - in general due to high milage - So is it just the extras you get with it - or - have I COMPLETLY MISSED what they are .... Sorry again for sounding Thick .

for one of the BSC crew it was

- can you really see on here who has done the most posts -

MMMmmmm ... Even more so when you add a few more unwanted miles to them - MMmm --> Mono775 http://forums.sidc.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=121841

I have to say - when my car is clean - I would say it is one of the most shiney cars on the SIDC stand (when it does not get covered by rain and **** on the way to a show - - - LMAO ) - due to the BLACK MIRROR image the paintwork has .. (This is helped with the Wax Guard in the paint and I think the extra 100000 + wax coats I have added to it as well over the 1 1/2 years I have had it LOL) BUT - I will be the 1st to say the parts you do not see - deep under wheel arches - engine bay - behind the wheels - etc - are only clean'ish ..... even after hours and hours cleaning the car . This is due to the car being used as a drivers car and not just loads of money of show car ! BUT as some of you know I now run a rubbish little car to work and back each day hence stopping a little of the dirt getting on my scooby for every day driving - this said - it is still used to drive miles at the weekends ... Now - I was looking at maybe adding the car into the show and shine "" An IDEA at the moment ONLY "" in 2009 but I know I have to clean it that little bit more at each event . - yhis would be good to win - but just to take part would be the main challenge for myself in the 1st place. I need people to advise of any ideas of what I must do ... eg -- i can read the rules - but is there any special areas of the car I would need to clean to show I made that bit more of an effort ???? any Ideas Also - the Engine bay - This is my real let down - yes it looks nice and clean(ish) - But it does need a bit of a clean in general - I HAVE NEVER CLEANED IT >>> Hehe - Any help with this at all ... What could I use to clean it ... Would I clean it with a jet wash (and no damage to if I do ??? ) Do I steam clean it ??? I HAVE NO IDEA _ on the engine area - as I have Never bothered Or ... As again I am running 2 x cars - I could keep the scoob off the road over the Xmas months - Now - an idea could be to take the engine apart - and get some shiney bits to replace old - and clean at same time ! Any advise - I know Si Scoob has entered and won a few things - what do you think. - or anyone else

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, but not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "Beejazers, it's Jesus it is!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement, "Would yer be looking at 'dat! De arthur-ritis I've 'ad fer 30 years is gone. Tis sure it's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets Go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back ache I've had all me life is completely gorn! It's a flamin' miracle." Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, "Back off will yer mate, I'm on the disability benefit."

A scouser walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year". The Scouser says "You're bullsh*tting me!" The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"

Scouse vasectomy After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUM THAN YOURS

All too rarely, Australian airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: On an Air NZ Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the Pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." On landing the hostess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to leave the aircraft." As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Auckland, a lone Voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!" After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Adelaide, a flight attendant on a Qantas flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as f*** everything has shifted." From a Qantas employee: "Welcome aboard Qantas Flight X to Y to operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public un-supervised." "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite. "Weather at our destination is 32 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Qantas Airlines." "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments." Heard on Qantas Airlines just after a very hard landing in Hobart. The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite bump and I know what you are all thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault... it was the asphalt!" Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying United. "He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had got off except for an old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?" After a real crusher of a landing in Sydney, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurised metal tube, we hope you'll think of Qantas." A plane was taking off from Mascot Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number XYZ, non-stop from Sydney to Auckland. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - ARGHHH! OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Economy said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

Three men on their honeymoon are talking, each one reckons he will make love to his new wife the most that nite.. they decide to let each other know the number of times by the amount of toast they order at breakfast the next morning so the wives dont get suspicious.. next morning the first man orders three peices of toast the second man orders four peices of toast and looks really pleased with himself until the third man says in a loud voice i would like six peices of toast please....................and make two of them brown!

From the Daily Mash US BECOMES WORLD'S BIGGEST COUNCIL ESTATE AMERICA became the world's largest council estate the other night after the US government bought all the houses. With the nationalisation of the country's biggest mortage companies, Washington can now begin painting all the front doors the same colour and filling the gardens with rubbish. Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson said: "By taking . . . . into state control the US government is now the second biggest owner of third rate homes after Liverpool City Council."

Financial Avice in these dark times. If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

thats cheeky

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