mick_weatherill

Here you go matey http://www.larkins-autoservices.com/

My boy said to me goo ga gag ga Then again hes only 11 months and 3 weeks old [] Blimey a year old next fri .. Where did that year go ... Now thats mental []

1. Markie 2. Granby 3. Yogi 4. Dalthegooner 5. Mickyw

Sorry change of plan our lift cant give us a lift now and seeing as we both fancied a beer we cant come .[:'(]

Its a bloody good job markie didnt teach him . Them railings would have taken a bashing []

Cheers Baser see ya there [Y]

Me and shrek are coming now .We are getting a lift .The driver (my dad ) may want to come in for a curry so there may be 3 of us .What time are we all getting there ????[:S]

TRY THE LITTLE CHEF !!! ITS BETTER THAN THE SHEF[]

Gynecologist Visit Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."

Defo not me[]

Sounds like a good idea - anyone else daft enough to be driving down from Milton Keynes? [] Seriously, would love to join a convoy, but Friday night traffic on the M25 is going to be way too hard to predict being anywhere at a set time. Dave if your going on Fri it will be a lonely meal for you !!! They are going on Sat 3rd feb []

Spot on Dal, this will probably end up where my brother inlaw works (charles trent breakers) they deal in very late models of all types of car. If it can be put back on the road then the staff buy them then sorce all parts through the company at very low prices, if it cant be put on the road they will certainly strip it & flea bay the goodies. So take your tool box and original parts & just strip it off[Y] then have your toes away as fast as poss, if the insurance get in contact just deny it[] where has it gone?? Having worked in the trade for a few years i agree thats what happens ! so strip it trev make yourself a shelling or three []

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of His physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar Home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave Him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: I tried with my right Hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I Asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, Still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with Her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door And she tried too, squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The Doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open".

That was me[Y] I was back in dirty Dartford for a flying visit ..Im back in Herne bay now [ip][] Where was you ??? I passed a red classic shape in Dartford Got a wave from him was that you??

Dont listen to her mate shes the nuttiest one of the lot of us [] Now back in the padded cell Shiralee its past your bed time [8-)] Oh and welcome mate to K.S [Y] Who said that[6]

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a >very >attractive woman, he gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his >watch for a moment. > >The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" > >"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch & I was >just testing it." > >The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special >about >it?" > >Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." > >The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" > >"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." > >The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing >knickers!" > >Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." >

A Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license. >>>>First, >>>> >>>> of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a >>>>card >>>> >>>> with the letters: >>>> >>>> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> "Can you read this?" the optician asked. >>>> >>>> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

I will "soon" but not yet!! Im having new windows fitted this week [] But next week i might try this thing called WORK everyones raveing about So i might give it ago [] Who knows i could like it [:$]

Shouldn't of affected the idle unless the ECU was reset and it's now learning again [*-)] Do I assume from this then Ian that I just leave it? Like I say its running ok, just idling a bit odd Yes Barry i would leave it and see if it sorts itself out thanks Ian, will leave it for now and see if it sorts itself out.........unless anyone else has any thoughts ? I have thoughts but i cant tell anyone its a secret.[]

Yeah thanks arsenal !!! we are only six points behind man u .But we are gonna catch ya ...come ON YOU CHELSEA [6] And Hu to you to Shiralee Is that scottish[][]

The Herne Bay posse [] just put your names down & turn up [] I didnt know your name was Shiralee or is it just a weekend thing []

Whens the latest we can let you know Shiralee cause Me and Shrek may be able to come .[Y]

[Y]Cheers fellas

Just to explain Alfie h is a mate of mine ..He drove my scoob and now he wants one . He wants to buy a new one around May ..June time Does anyone know if they plan to change the current shape ?? If so when . Cheers