> >> >> >> > Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and >pass>a> > flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.> >> >> >> > The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers> > again."> >> >> >> > The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting> > flowers from your boyfriend?"> >> >> >> > The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has>expectations> > after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next>three> > days on my back with my legs in the air."> >> >> >> >> >> > The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"