mick_weatherill

Give us a clue [] Now what could that be [*-)]

If sped has 555 in his reg no i spotted him parked on a roundabout just off junc 11 m20 this morn [Y] If he aint got 555 in the reg i didnt spot him at all []

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."

Happy birthday mate have a great day [^][<)][D]

You"ll be fitting a tow bar for ya caravan next []

A proper paint job[:#][]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith! " The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

Spotted ya first [] Nice coat !!! Ive got one like that [Y]

Yeah a few of the club went [Y] Wot u mean that is a fat 1?

Heres my my car .As you can see i dont like to be noticed.[]

Yes they will but ive been told you need 215 tyres on the classic because the 225 tyres are to wide and they rub [Y]

No not me bas[N]

Spotted Baser 999 13.30 today .You was just going passed that lorry with the blow out tyre on the A2 near Gravesend !!!! Did you see what the lorry was carrying ?? Yep you guessed it TYRES [] You wont have seen me i was in a lorry [Y] (not the one with the blow out )

Sorry for the delay Ive been in Greece sunning myself [ip]

A boy asks his granny "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?" > > > >Granny: "F*** the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

I have the prodrive springs and the pro drive set up .They transform the car !00% .In my opinion It now sticks to the road makeing it more safer to drive with the family in and a much more responsive when im alone putting my foot on the loud pedal. I got the springs from subaru i think they were around £200 + fitting and i got the pro drive set up done by elites at Rainham essex for about £95 Less the sidc discount . Ive also got the original Reo70s on .Which so far have done 20,000miles. with no wear on the edges and approx 3..4.mm left all round .

Looked fun !! Thanks for the invite [N]

Basers going to be the new tractor boy soon with his added power with the remap !![]

It happened on mine when i decatted the down pipe i got the cel fix done at xtreme scoobies .It dont take long to do ..phone no 01245 363623. P.S it happens when you do the up pipe aswell []

You really should get out more []

Eat your words Dunks [] You was wrong on both . .What a crap game until drog scored [Y]

In bed knackerd at 8pm mate [|-)]

Come on Chelsea[Y]