mick_weatherill

ANYONE ??

Im working on the sat until lunch time .I understand that you cant move the cars between 9am and 6pm if there on the stand ( is this right ?) If so i can only do the sunday .As i dont wanna park with the door dingers . If i come on the sun what time have i got to be there to get on the stand? Is there a charge ?If so who do i pay and how much? If i come down on sat night Is there any (sorry to sound like a tart) showers or wash places on the site?[8-|]

http://www.hbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/zyview/D=vehi...dding/R=2157622 Dean how about this ??If you dont mind a bit of panel work and its the right colour .

cheers micky. i know £5k seems alot for a 96 car but a good spec meaning i hopefully wouldn't need to spend any money on major mods which i haven't got at the mo. OK then you have permission to buy it .[] But wouldnt you rather have a blue one []

Looks nice But nearly £5k for a 96 car !! Unless you know the car be careful mate . Dont wanna teach the gran mother how to suck eggs but you know what i mean. But it is a way back to a scoob .Which is 1000% better than a Bl00dy vauxhall []

Just in time for xmas [8-|] So peles got hers when do we get ours??

Hello mate welcome to kent scoobies . I got mine done by Kevlon Autofilm 7a Bourne parade Bexley 01322 523292 They are very good . Have a look http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j249/mickyw/Picture204.jpg

"I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

Sorry have to pull out .Ive just got the new rota for work and im working [:'(]

Vicky if you want the bathroom destroyed give Markie a call !!!! If anyone knows anything about destroying a bathroom its him[] And all he uses is one tile [8-|]

Like the avatar tony !!! It says it all mate .[]

If it wasnt for bad luck tony you wouldnt have any luck with the car. Hope its on the turn for you now mate .[]

I used to use foxs until i took my car in for a noise on the n/s/r suspension. They had it in three times ,On the third time they said my boot spoiler was loose and that they put a new nut on and said that the noise was gone .It was a warranty claim But they charged me £25 for the pleasure . I knew the spolier was fitted correctly with lock nuts cause i put it on 1 week before .when i got the car back the noise was still there .I then took it back Where they found the n/s/r strut had a fault so they replaced it. But would not give me my £25 back .So until they do They dont get my business anymore . Ive started useing xtreme scoobies which is a fairly small garage .But the service you get is very good Everything that foxs is not at the mo .

Yeah if you see a p....off green lorry driver 2moro.in a big white lorry. It will be me envious of you lot out playing . Have a good day fellas.[:'(] P.S Take your wellies, brollys cause Granbys washed his motor 2day []

I wish !! Back to work in the morn []

Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy-style." "Doggy-style? Did she go for it?" "I'll say we did it doggy-style. I sat up and begged, she rolled over and played dead AND FOR ALL GOLFERS ! Freaky Humor > Jokes Archives > Men & Women Jokes > Rules of Bedroom Golf Funny Gender Jokes - Rules of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. (Normally one club and two balls) 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep balls out of the hole. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to make as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason. 9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case. 10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course 11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely careful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. 12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine. 13. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request. 14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. 15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player. 16. Payment for membership is dependent upon the given course. Additional assessment may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to play serveral different courses

And the money to replace the tyres !![][]

Al that looked fun Only wish i had the power ![]

[:@] Watch This space []

DONT THINK PC PLOD WOULD LIKE IT WITH WHAT IVE GOT PLANNED this afternoon .But enjoy urselfs anyway . THEY SAY THINGS COME IN THREES WOT NEXT ????????

AND TO PUT A TOP HAT ON IT ALL THE BL00DY BOILER HAS JUST PACKED UP THIS MORNING[:@] IM HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY . I DONT NORMALLY DRINK BUT IM BEING PICKED UP AT 1PM AND GOING FOR A BEER [Y]

The f...... w......... who was going to buy my house has just pulled out at the last minute. After all the stress they put us through .After we found and fell in love with our "new home" He Pulled out 2 weeks before we were due to move , So if anyone knows Mr donaher from swanley please wish him a sh1ty death . ANYONE FANCY A BEER ??[:@][:@][:@]

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I do like a long dump [] [] [Y]pmsl[]