mick_weatherill

> >A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight >around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place into his >sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is >watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his >flashlight,and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked on the light again, and began searching for more valuables. Just as >he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, >he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out now, he shone the light >around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the >corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you >say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed. "I'm just >trying to warn you."The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are >you?" >"I'm Moses," replied the bird. "Moses," the burglar laughed. "What kind of >stupid people would name a parrot Moses?" >Probably the same kind of people that would name their rottweiler Jesus," >

Its good now . Ive just finished work and its time to shut my eyes for a few hrs im knackerd So yes its a good morning and good night to you all .[|-)][|-)][|-)]

Yeah the road is so bloody noisey everyone toots day and night but weve sold now so it wont be long now and we will be off to beltinge. When ya passing and ya got 5 mins and the cars there stop and have a chat . [Y]

Thats great news tony looking forward to seeing and hearing it again.[Y][]

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On the night if you want to swap mobil numbers with a few of us so if you get lost or take the wrong turn you can get in touch with someone to put you right . Failing that most of us have got walkie talkies which you can buy fairly cheaply . Anyway we never go to fast so you should be ok [sn][]

[Y]Thx m8

Is there a prob with the clicky thing or is it me ? http://bbs.scoobynet.com/essex-scooby-crew...h-november.html New clicky posted for you micky

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

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Only a suggestion but if we all chipped in a few quid each then the club would own the flags and be used at every meet and not just the meets that the person who buys them goes to .Therefor gets the club noticed and possibly more people will join K.S .The more that join The more money chipped in .The more money chipped in the more we can do for K.S. Only a suggestion but sounds good to me !![Y]

Really [:^)] Im only saying what everyone else is prob thinking !!! Or is it just me[8-)]

I Aint really a miserable old fart []

Seeing all the Essex scoobie Flags and banners and all the scoobie crew with the Essex crew shirts on really put us to shame on sunday .Would be nice to fly the Kent flags and where the Kent shirts At these meets Rather than mingle with another club who CAN get it together .Lets show joe public Who we are .ASAP would be nice!!! I know the Shirts and stickers have been promised So lets see em .....Action speaks louder than words[Y]

Congrats m8 Was it all constructive chat or was it bulls...t???[]

Good to meet you to Andy , Hope to see you at a few more meets . Mickyw ,Mick, And our gay mate Darren[]

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Me and me mates had blinding day . I aint stopped grinning from the trip up there yet [] How fast through the tunnel!!!![] Hope everyone else enjoyed it to [Y]

Im happy to go with the flow [Y] What about the rest ???????

Yellow is good...have we actually ordered the t Shirts yet cos I think this colour!![] Sky blue pink sounds a good colour [:$]

We are both saving our selves for the weekend ! [li][]

And the lovely t shirts we got [] It wasn't me, i blame.............................................................................the vodka..................................................................................................and the lager ...................................................................................................and the cider About these shirts !!!!! Dont get me started again []

Call Mike 07747 618130 or Jamie 07795 363295[Y] http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Essex-Subaru-Breaker...1QQcmdZViewItem Not sure if we are allowed to put ebay thingys up but i have !