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>A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
>around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place into his
>sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is
>watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his
>flashlight,and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook
his head, clicked on the light again, and began searching for more valuables. Just as
>he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell,
>he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out now, he shone the light
>around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
>corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you
>say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed. "I'm just
>trying to warn you."The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are
>you?"
>"I'm Moses," replied the bird. "Moses," the burglar laughed. "What kind of
>stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
>Probably the same kind of people that would name their rottweiler Jesus,"
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