mick_weatherill

Morning all ...I cant sleep tonight im supposed to be at work at 4am today but that just aint gonna happen. Now possible causes for me not sleeping are ; 1/ Me not being tired [N] OR 2/ Me getting a price of £145 to fit my up pipe [Y] So if anyone can help me sleep Can you do one of the following . 1/ Find me a blonde nymphomaniac who can knacker me out so i sleep for a week [Y][] OR 2/ Let me know of anyone that can fit my up pipe cheaper than £145[Y][Y][] Either one would be [H] but one of them has the grin factor and would make me so content thus having a good nights sleep[] So please help i crave more (b.h.p) i mean more sleep !![8-|]

[][Y]

Morning all its my day off [Y]

Time slots: 9.00 - 10.00 1. Pele (so I'm free to boss everyone about for the rest of the day[] ) 2. 3. 4. 5. 10.00 - 11.00 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Mickyw 11.00 - 12.00 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 12.00 - 1.00 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 1.00 - 2.00 21. 22. 23. Ty 24. 25. 2.00 - 3.00 26. 27. 28. 29. 30.

Hello ...Good evening.... and Welcome[8-|]

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Yes.....no silly shorts [] If you want to wear a dress thats ok with us your secret is safe [:|][]

You aint wrong ![] []Sad aint it []

[Y]

Could be the NUT Behind the wheel !![]

So ian was this for top gear ?Will it be on t.v ? Or was it just a grin with fellow wagoners?

I aint seen no one [:'(][][]

Hi ya shiralee ..Yeah if that gaitor has been split for a while the cv joint could be dry (knackerd ) thus poss causing the vibrations. But could be a number of things like Tyres and wheels ,c.v joint, bull joint,drive shaft, etc good luck let us know what they find on friday .[Y]

Same as that ... subject to the date

Tony can you put my name down please Would be nice to see what my old banger does .[Y]

Ian can you PM me that guys address and phone no And his email cheers m8.

Even though the rings gonna be slippery and wet it still Sounds bloody painfull to me []

Ill pass on a RING trip if ya dont mind !![]

Thats prob what he is upset about[]

I cant belive its you ,Your running Did you use a stunt double []

That looks [Y] Andy who does your remapping as im nearly ready for my first remap. Is it the same fella that does Granbys ?

Dean....I think i should draw your attention to the SIDC websites T & C 's before this post goes any further....As you are probably aware, with ANY PUBLIC FORUM there are legal implications to what can and cannot be posted....hence the moderators need to intervene when necessary. If there is a problem with this, surely you should converse with Phil Stephens via PM first? This is just MY view on the situation.... JON Sorry dean im with jon on this one.

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