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mick_weatherill

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  1. Sorry Only trying to help![Y]
  2. Hi ya tony When you decat the down pipe the engine warning light on the dash might come on > This can be sorted by having a cell fix done . xtreme do it for £15 . i think theres a senser in the up pipe which may do the same . I ran mine for 1000 miles before getting round to getting my cell fix done with no running probs .
  3. Or are you like me fat fingers and bad eye sight []
  4. Thx m8 ..Just ordered them from roger clark motor sport As foxs couldnt find them on the slide (or couldnt be botherd)[Y]
  5. Ive just picked up my up pipe from hayward and scott And i have someone to fit it next weds My question is my new up pipe has threads for 5 studs on one end .Do i need to get new studs or do the old ones go back in ?? If i need new ones where do i get them from ? ive phoned foxs and they dont do them .Any ideas ???
  6. What can you say !! R.i.p to them all.
  7. Whos car is that then!![]
  8. So what did they find with the car Shiralee??
  9. So whats everyone doing ?Are we going round friends,family,ect for sponsors or what are we doing? Ive got the pack from children in need which has posters ,sponsor form ,car sticker ect.Or do we just do the bucket thing in norwich ??? Let me know what we are all doing please.[Y]What did you all do last year???
  10. Your right he dont look 42 .....He must of had a hard life!![] Happy birthday m8[<)][Y]
  11. Morning Dont have to many Enjoy your last day at work!!
  12. Lifes to short to be [] SO[]
  13. What about some poetry!!! Sorry to hijack your thread barry its all done in the best possible taste <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Subject: Poetry Contest The National Poetry Contest had come down to two contestants: a Yale graduate and a Redneck from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Georgia. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said, "Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels, two by two, Destination Timbuktu." The crowd went crazy! No way could the Redneck top that, they thought as the Redneck calmly make his way to the microphone and recited, "Me and Tim, a-huntin' we went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu."
  14. Men Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say. Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches. What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? Most men have no trouble finding a bar. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off. What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men. How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them. What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby. What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them. Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company. Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any. Why do men have a hole in their penis? So oxygen can get to their brains. What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles. What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. Phoned home. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.408 / Virus Database: 268.13.5/483 - Release Date: 18/10/2006
  15. Sorry tony ill be at home with my nervous dog who will be wishing fireworks had not been invented ! []
  16. Was that a offer of help ian??[] Ive got some spare overalls i dont mind cutting the legs off to fit you .[]
  17. Nope tomorrows another day[]
  18. No but im willing to give it a go !![] Are you offering or can you fit a up pipe ?[]
  19. Thx all but that was from dean .He said he just fitted one to his and it took 4 and a half hrs .. Dont get me wrong if thats what he wants to fit it then thats ok . But if theres someone out there that can fit it cheaper which i feel there prob is then please let me know .. xtreme scoobies want £125 is there any better???
  20. Spotted an blue 55 plate WRX with a jap racer rear spoiler being driven by a follicly challenged old git driving Up the a2 london bound around 6pm last night. I beep and waved as i went past him but got no response .Turn ya hearing aid up you old fart if this is you []
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