Warning Issued!!

[Dave K]

Duke track days have issued the following warning with regard to SIDC karting!!!!!:

1. No loud exhaust may be fitted. (Me)

2. No trying to put arm up said exhaust. (Neil)

3. No loud dump valves may be fitted. (Neil if he gets it, Jon)

4. No trying to reach 140mph when top speed is 70mph. (Nick)

5. No taking thrashed kart that tried to reach 140mph patch it then do 140mph.(Jon)

6. No doughnuts. (Giulio)

7. No expensive lights or mud flaps. (Richard)

8. No Huge alloys to be fitted. (Me, and don?t kerb them )

9. No CHEESEBURGERS to be eaten while driving. (Jim & Neil)

10. No excessive speeds over bumps. (Me)

11. No fire arms may be carried while driving. (Neil)

12. No adults to use kids kart then beat everyone else. (Margie)

13. No tailgating, risk of stone chips. (Brian)

14. No driving without an exhaust. (Jim)

15. No trying to steal other peoples karts. (Neil)

16. No use of more than one kart. (Jon, one should be enough)

17. No R plates. (Tracey)

18. No large turbos, intercoolers or filters. (Jon)

19. No overtaking when visibility low. (Kristan)

20. No noshing. (Kevin)

21. No CB aerials may be fitted. (Richard may come through window screen)

22. No nicking mate?s old kart and blowing it up. (Kevin)

23. No sending kart away for special modification. (Jon)

24. No spectators who have bricks in boot of car. (Paul, Outback)

25. No leaking dump valves. (Me, reduces power, doh.)

26. No boring engine out to larger capacity. (Jon)

27. No trying to sell others parts. (Jon)

28. No fancy gauges may be fitted. (Me, causes paranoia)

29. No shooters may be drunk while driving. (Jon, Me, Nick)

30. No Muppets. (Everyone)

Just to cover me self this is in no way associated with duke track days for legal reasons.

And Richard Jon knows about it already.

[Boxer23]

11 out of 10 mate!! Great effort!

PMSL!!!!

[CustomScoobyIOM]

Brilliant that deserves going in the General Forum!!!

PMSL!!!

[dooahhdoo]

ROFL, excellent Dave very good.

[heazille]

And there was me thinking you were Busy at work!!!

ta ta

Richard

PS

Only had 3 confirmed so far?????????

[Cret]

HA HA!!! Top work Dave!

[CustomScoobyIOM]

Me confirmed!

[dooahhdoo]

Me too! Although I wont be out this Friday night but can make Saturday!

[Dave K]

Me confirmed too.