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WHY do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weaker?

WHY do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there's not enough?

WHY do you believe it when someone tells you there are 4 billion stars, but check when the signs say wet paint?

WHY doesn't the glue stick to the bottle?

WHY do they sterilise needles for death by lethal injections?

WHY does superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

WHY doesn't tarzan have a beard?

WHY do kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

WHY did someone put a S in the word lisp?

WHY is it no matter what colour bubble bath you put in, the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the fridge with the hopes something new to eat will have materialised?

WHY do people run over a piece of string with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, put it back on the floor to give the hoover another chance?

WHY is it bin liners won't open from the end you try first?

WHY when we're in the supermarket and someone rams you ankles with their trolley, they apoligize for doing it and yo say "thats alright" well it isn't all right, so why don't we just say "THAT HURT YOU STUPID IDIOT, LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING?"

WHY is it that whenever you attempt to catch something falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else off?

WHY, in the winter, do we keep the house as warm as it was in the summer but moaned about the heat?

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