First we had to support their team, now we can't speak Scottish?

[4Hero]

Auch aye the noo,

what's this place coming too,

we cannot speak Scottish,

we must speak the queens english,

or else our Topics will be locked?

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[G.T.]

i know wtf is that all about , and we thought dougster was bad.

if you read it slowly enough you get what hes saying.

[4Hero]

Here's a translation or Rab's (Robert's) comment for them south of the border :

"I am finding myself on here more than on the soc where I used to live. I Love it and it feels more like home!

Get me an STi just now so I can get away from my good skyline memories and start some new scooby ones!"

Fooking hell Phil, get a grip man.

[RA Dunk]

Fooking hell Phil, get a grip man.

and there not even knocked out yet, just wait till tomorrow there will be threads getting locked all over the place!! []

[thewelsho]

Rab's complimenting this forum.

Here's a translation :

"I am finding myself on here more than on the soc where I used to live. I Love it and it feels more like home!

Get me an STi just now so I can get away from my good skyline memories and start some new scooby ones!"

No need for above translation as I unerstood the original perfectly well, being a Scot.

John

[st3ph3n]

When our nation's parliament, and suppliers of my pay cheques (thanks!), provides a website in scots I think it must be fine - http://www.scottish.parliament.uk/vli/lang...scots/index.htm

[oobster]

That's a great website Stephen. [Y]

[st3ph3n]

Legit too.

Not as funny as running the main homepage through the Mr T webpage translator.

[G.T.]

hope you get well and truley pumped the morra phil it will save you puting anymore daft stickers on yer motor

you lot cant even leave andy murray alone best tennis player in the country too

get it right up yees

[st3ph3n]

I'd like to state for the record I'm supporting anyone but Murray. The sooner the tennis gets off the telly the better. They couldn't give a damn about it for 50 weeks of the year, but stick it on grass in the middle of London and suddenly everyone's Bjorn Borg. Get sue barker off my telly.

[oobster]

......Get sue barker off my telly.

You would though, wouldn't you?

[RA Dunk]

. The sooner the tennis gets off the telly the better.

here here stephen!!!

[st3ph3n]

You would though, wouldn't you?

Maybe's aye, maybe's naw.

[G.T.]

shes a mibbes aye mibbes naw for me tae

[rabskyline]

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT GUYS ! BUT HE IS MODERATING EVERYTHING I POST NOW AS HE SAID I AM SPAMMING !

[st3ph3n]

What about the sturdy girl that does the horses? Claire something. PHWOAAAAR.

Hazel Irvine? Yummy.

[thewelsho]

Hazel Irvine? Yummy.

You must be desperate, or joking mate!

[duncan_stephen]

Vicky Butler Henderson for me.

[RA Dunk]

Vicky Butler Henderson for me.

yummy! []

[zeolite]

Reference for our English friends

http://www.rampantscotland.com/parliamo/bl...iamo_double.htm

[kloon]

Anyone seen what they've done to the Irn Bru 32 ads ? []

[RA Dunk]

yea wtf is all that about anyway totally killed off a decent advert , no doubt someone from the politically  correct gang didnt like it , sad cants

[st3ph3n]

I was joking on both accounts.

[oobster]

What about the sturdy girl that does the horses? Claire something. PHWOAAAAR.

Hazel Irvine? Yummy.

Claire Balding. I must admit that she would, yes [:$]

Although my work colleagues all tell me she's a self-confessed drinker from the furry cup. Apparently.

[oobster]

Rabsyline has emailed me saying 'He has blocked me and accused me of spamming!!'

Don't get me involved!