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looks like they were going large, spun out, tail end hit the fence and carried on going along the thing

DCI Gumball investigates

That does indeed sound plausable but i shall wait for the genius quentioning mastermind that is known only as ......... FAI 17 (P.I, V.D, S.T.D, X.Y.Z) to turn up on the scene. [;)]

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looks like they were going large, spun out, tail end hit the fence and carried on going along the thing

DCI Gumball investigates

That does indeed sound plausable but i shall wait for the genius quentioning mastermind that is known only as ......... FAI 17 (P.I, V.D, S.T.D, X.Y.Z) to turn up on the scene. [;)]

Yes i should have possibly taken the advice of SOCO before i announced my speculation or indeed waited for Scotlands entire gold commander DCC P. Lee (vc) who im sure would have given a better de-briefing having of course witnessed many a similar RTA whilst riding shotgun in Andy F's car between scenes

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Might have something to do with the fact they are meant to handle like shite in the wet.  So I was informed by the salesman when testdriving a scooby from AF Noble in penicuick.  This was as sales rep completely out cornered the nissan being test driven by powersliding round a corner nicely.  Must admit I was in full use of the shitbag handle at that point!

Needless to say convinced me to buy the car!

 

Four wheel drive always wins!!!

Posted

looks like they were going large, spun out, tail end hit the fence and carried on going along the thing

DCI Gumball investigates

That does indeed sound plausable but i shall wait for the genius quentioning mastermind that is known only as ......... FAI 17 (P.I, V.D, S.T.D, X.Y.Z) to turn up on the scene. [;)]

Yes i should have possibly taken the advice of SOCO before i announced my speculation or indeed waited for Scotlands entire gold commander DCC P. Lee (vc) who im sure would have given a better de-briefing having of course witnessed many a similar RTA whilst riding shotgun in Andy F's car between scenes

 

FPMSL...............never knew Pete had the Victoria Cross!!!  [^o)]

 

[;)]

 

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yes the interpols scotland liason officer has been awarded the Victoria Cross for singlehandidly building an engine from scratch using nothing but the assistance of books found lying about in his masters workshop, and parts he found lying about.

As DC Scoob said, it could have been a stray goat that caused this,

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I'd say, having sat in the inevitable dead-slow and stop queue for the Haudagain Roundabout in utter frustration while the bus lane alongside him sat empty, he celebrated his freedom from finally getting across it and put the foot down. Thereafter -what Gumball said!

Posted

As DC Scoob said, it could have been a stray goat that caused this,

From my vast experience i have re-enacted the events leading to the aforementioned RTA.

You will see that it is a case of letching at goats, hence losing control (probably whilst trying to get his wee stonner out!!)

goats.jpg

 

CASE CLOSED!!

 

[;)][;)]

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As DC Scoob said, it could have been a stray goat that caused this,

From my vast experience i have re-enacted the events leading to the aforementioned RTA.

You will see that it is a case of letching at goats, hence losing control (probably whilst trying to get his wee stonner out!!)

goats.jpg

 

CASE CLOSED!!

 

[;)][;)]

 

 

That is funny

Posted

FPMSL......It was indeed a tradgic accident by the man who try to grind his Z350 instead of his skateboard.....won't be doing that again in a hurry.

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I'd say, having sat in the inevitable dead-slow and stop queue for the Haudagain Roundabout in utter frustration while the bus lane alongside him sat empty, he celebrated his freedom from finally getting across it and put the foot down. Thereafter -what Gumball said!

I would second you on this - bet they wish they had stayed in bed yesterday though.............

Dave

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As andyWRX noted the haudagain roundabout is the busiest in the country. This means that gallons of sump oil, diesel and other slimy substances are dripped on that piece of road from stationary traffic. The equation after that is simple

40 mins of frustration x 280 bhp x 2WD / sod all grip = Disaster and years of internet embarrassment 

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