glen_meldrum Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced? Why is the word abbreviation so long? If you had 20 odds and ends on a table and all but one fell off, what?s left, an odd or an end? What is the speed of dark? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? How come you never hear about gruntled employees? What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? What's another word for synonym? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? Link to comment
robert_harding Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 very thoughtful...me thinks yer a bit bored? Link to comment
glen_meldrum Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 you're right - v.v.v.v.v.bored!! Oh how I love my place of work! Link to comment
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