ANDYJDMSTI Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Got my flame suit on ready for the womans rights brigade![] Men strike back! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. [][][] Link to comment
ANDYJDMSTI Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 [|-)] aaaawww bless!!! [][] Link to comment
micra_wrc Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 PMSL. some are quite good. makes u think of how life used to be...... back in the day when men were right and women did what they were told. Not any more tho'! [] imy Link to comment
st3ph3n Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Aye.We're still right. You lot just wont do what you're told RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Link to comment
the squiggle Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Some very pertinent points you have raised there. Awesome big chap!!! Now get back to your sun bathing before the Germans steal your lounger. Grant Link to comment
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