im a very bad man and didnt want to let the boy down

[Gumball]

Wilky, Andy get your sleeping bags ready- here comes a gumball story

This afternoon i went down to the local car shop to get some octane booster and the rest of the letters for the bootlid.

I had parked the car just outside and when i got my chassis back into the bucket seat a young man and his very loverly jubberly mother came running over towards me. I realised that the young boy about 10, had a white piece of paper in his hand or a sache of risin to poison me with. She on the other hand was HOT IN THE CITY TONIGHT!!!! about 30 ish

He then shouted at me "Can i have your autograph please"

I instantly thought that this was a wind up or a set up by the local CID to get my fingerprints.

"what do you want my autograph for youngster" i said, and then remembered my car is discreetly stickered up with the gumball logos and it all fell into place.

As his mother stood smiling suggestively i asked him what his name was? "Darren"

OK so the wee guy then got a message on his little bit of paper that read...............................

To Darren, best wishes and nice to meet you !!!! GUMBALL

he'll be looking at that now in his tree house, den, whatever wondering why i didnt write my name on the bottom of the message !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

difficult situation i think youll agree.

A) he was only a wee guy and i didnt want to dissapoint him

his mother was FINE !!!

C) Im a badman

[dougster]

Poor boy, scarred for life and now probably GAY.

Nice one Gumball, pure class story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jcscoob]

Only you chris, lol and i think - A -

Ps, your some boy !!

[IanJ]

and just as we thought your ego couldn't get any bigger.....

p.s I know you love your motor, but is there any need to show us a pic of you humping it in your avatar?

p.p.s JC your motors on fire

[Gumball]

i dont think he needed to pour glue on me and stick me to my car as seen in the avatar

[andy]

You'll probably find he's the kid of one of your customers and your sig will appear on an agreement tomorrow for £250K's worth of kit at the discounted price of £2.50.

[st3ph3n]

I took my wee cousin home one saturday. I was talking to my aunt when he said "I think somone's kicked a ball under your car Stephen". So we went outside to find 5 or 6 of his wee friends all crouched down behind the car.

"I can get my hand up yer exhaust big man" and other such comments followed. Needless to say I got in and revved the testicles off the thing.

We're just giving the kids a bit of entertainment Chris. Nothing wrong with that.

[Gumball]

my business cards dont say "GUMBALL" on them

in general gumbals my sidc name and my work colleagues dont call me by it.

For now although im sure you could manage to arrange that Andrew

however once on the phone i nearly said to a client "you just wanna phone up and gumball will sort it for you?" that would have been costly

[andy]

<< For now although im sure you could manage to arrange that Andrew >>

What happens out of work stays out of work. Dem's the rules.

[5cooby]

maybe it was a dare.

ok i dare you to go and ask that gay for his autograph

ps therefore you had no chance with his mother unlucky mate

ach only kiddin mate

good to see you didnt let the young one down, may now be saying "mum i want an impreza" and his mother says "wait until we see this so called gumball and i'm sure i'll be able to do a fair trade"

so you do have a very slight chance with this MILF

[dougster]

Stroll on Eddie!!!!!!!!!!!

Gummy eats bus drivers for fun!

[5cooby]

GULP!!!! no offence meant by my comments

bus driver? where??? dougster you dont drive buses, you protect them!!! its mayhem out there as you will know

[Gumball]

LOL

theres some real characters on this forum

[5cooby]

well where would we all be without a sense of humour

[fai17]

You a good man Gumball for not letting the wee boy down.

He is chuff to bits and can't wait to school so he can show his m8s.

Top avatar btw

[Boyakasha]

Chris a similar thing happened to me when I was about 21/22 with a full head of hair. I was at a Aberdeen Vs Rangers match and Joanne's old man is in the exec club at Aberdeen so at the end of the game I came out of the main entrance fully kitted up in my designer suit looking like Enrique Iglesias There was a crowd of fans outside and they all start asking for my autograph, must have thought I was a player. So I did the honourable thing and scribbled on a couple then made a dash to the car park, after that I stopped going to the matches Mind you that was when Aberdeen were hitting relegation every year

It does catch you out the first time someone asks for your autograph, it's actually quite embarrassing

[ormiboy]

yip defo a dna gathering exercise, the mother remembered you even tho that evening has long since faded from your mind.

expect a wee letter from the csa and if im right can i have a discount of all the nice mods you`ll be selling !!!

[Gumball]

thats a very good point !!!!

the Charlie Sierra Alpha may now be on my tail !!!!

AAARRRGGHHH

[sharon_mccall]

As an ex-employee of th CSA, i can offer you some useful tips, should the situation ever arise!