Mass Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Link to comment
Scooby_wrx Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 pmsl....pure class Lee Link to comment
warby Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Nice 1 Lee. And you didnt even meet my wife at the Jae. Oh weel you have it all to come mate in Germany!!!!! Lucky you. Link to comment
Mass Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 Glad you like Dave pmsl I take it that's a bad theing then Pete?! Link to comment
Wild Mark Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 << >> What do you mean spot on! Link to comment
scoobymadburd Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 lol liked these even although i am a woman. Claire PS We women can take the slagging!!!!!!! LOL Link to comment
warby Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I just wont let her see it mate. Link to comment
Manx minx Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Pmsl at least we women can keep you guys entertained, where would you be without us! ----------- Subaru Impreza turbo 4x4 '97 Subaru Impreza wrx sti type uk ppp '03 Link to comment
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