O/T: NAMES

[jacqui_robb]

Just got sent this, and had to pass it on, cos pmsl checking the names of everyone i know!

DAMN IT! HOW DO U ATTACH A .PDF DOCUMENT OR COPY THE CONTENT OF IT INTO UR POST????????

[jamie_wood]

copy n' paste??

[andy]

There's a "T" with a dotted square next to it in Acrobat that's the text select tool. Click and drag over the text you want then right click and copy. Pasting doesn't always work properly though as you lose formatting. If you've real hassles then email it to andy AT trialscentral.com and I'll host and linky.

[jacqui_robb]

thanx folks Got it to work now.

Noticed that as i was going thru it tidying it up to post, that i had to delete/cover up a few erm, bad words, so IF OFFENDED BY SWEARING OR INSULTS DO NOT READ ON PLEASE!

What's in a name....

MEN'S NAMES

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.

Adrian - small todger, probably gay.

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets scr#wed over by women.

Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.

Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.

Andrew - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.

Arnold - loser.

Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

Ashley - w#nker who's losing his hair.

Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.

Ben - kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.

Bert - looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open.

Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.

Bryan - sexy, but stupid

Bronsen - annoying and never grows up

Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.

Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.

Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during s#x.

Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly

Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge p#cker and can use it too.

Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.

Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self.

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.

Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.

Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!

Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.

Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.

David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a w#nker.

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his ****.

Dennis - either very nice to girls or a fag#ot.

Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow

Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don - d#ckhead.

Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

Drew - bad

Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.

Dylan - horny b#stard, who can't sing.

Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an ar#ehole.

Elliott - full of himself.

Eric - shy.

Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank - "different"

Fred - sucks pig's d#cks & swallows the lot.

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff - prefers golf to s#x and war to peace.

George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like s*** also a w#nker.

Glen - the sweetest guy

Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group s#x.

Graham - will scr#w anything.

Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harry - has back hair.

Harvey - cute, but addicted to s#x and/or drugs.

Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.

Hayden - tries hard.

Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would scr#w welli boots.

Howard - likes small breasts

Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!

Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.

Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie - scum of the earth.

James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.

Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullsh#t.

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff - really ugly.

Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

Joel - ars#.

John - has no friends or life

Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.

Jon - countless two timer and bully.

Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it

Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.

Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh - full of himself, fun.

Junior - hottie and totally good at football.

Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.

Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.

Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kane - an absolute and complete ars#hole.

Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large pen#s.

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

Kurt - can kick anyone's ars#.

Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.

Lance - Plays with his pen#s cos no one else will.

Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ars#.

Laurie - short and funny looking.

Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total ars# bandit.

Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tos#er.

Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.

Liam - loud mouthed arsehol#.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tos#er though.

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Marc - an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy b#stard.

Matt - likes drink and is full of s***.

Mathew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about porn.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mike - sh#g muffin.

Mohammed - small pen#s.

Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

Nick - nice

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser.

Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big.

Ricky - ugly sh#thead who everybody hates.

Rikki - the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.

Rob - constantly watches porn.

Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own ars#.

Roy - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant tw#t who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an ars#hole.

Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.

Sean - has small t@sticles and no friends.

Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)

Shannon- the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun - bit of a hard b#stard, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks boll#cks.

Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.

Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.

Stuart - droll guy with great ars@ and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great sh#g.

Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.

Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

Toby - best blow ever.

Tom - extremely arrogant.

Tommy - no

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the ars#

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zack - thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

WOMEN'S NAMES

Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.

Aimee - Likes to strut her stuff, though theres not much 2 do so. Likes to play with cheese.

Aimz - Like italian breakfast bread rolls. hollow on the inside. would die to scr#w a lamar.

Aisha - laughs like a hyena, fantastic in bed. likes tic

Alexandra - Smart kick ass chic.

Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.

Amanda - IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good sh#g though.

Amberley - queen of ice, no friends with a nasty mean streak. More than likely a lesbian but nice teeth

Amy - devious, likes being on top, never stays the night

Aimz - limited intelligence.

Andrea - small breasts, drinks pints.

Angela - Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.

Anna - has eyes bigger than her stomach. but her waistline shows it.

Annabelle - doesn't wear knickers.

Annette - she's BIG.

Anne - looks like a horse, can't drive.

Anouska - sh#gs like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.

Beatie - she would rather jump out of a plane with out a parashoot than having to pick up a spider.

Belinda - pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.

Beryl - repressed alcoholic.

Betty - makes simple tasks seem like brain surgery.

Beverley - trapped in an eighties timewarp.

Bianca - ginger.

Bridgette - eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.

Britney - falsely improved, no use to society.

Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.

Carina - looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.

Carol - into everything you've only ever read about.

Caroline - into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.

Carly - the sexiest bitch in the world!!!!!!

Carli - pretty but more mouth and flirting than action in the bedroom.

Casey - painful lay, naïve but with a sense of humour, possibly once a man

Catherine - attracted to the older man, needs ironing.

Claire - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

Celine - emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.

Charlotte - enjoys tea and cake, can sing the national anthem.

Cheryl - can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Has many ways with the boys

Christina - hasn't got much of a life due to being a boring person. likes cammels.

Christine - likes men in uniform, never warm.

Claudia - highly annoying. finds it hard to keep friends.

Daisy - virgin.

Danni - should make nice threesome with sibling.

Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.

Dawn - gets up early, smells of chips.

Deborah - bites the pillow, uses both hands.

DeeDee - cannot understand why no one else masturb#tes in Ikea.

Denise - sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.

Diane - enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.

Donna = 70's throw back, likes cabbage.

Doris - purple haired, stinks of wee.

Elaine - rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.

Eleanor - centre of attention when she walks into a room,not always for the good. has the gift of gab.

Elizabeth - born to perform, hates chickens.

Ellie - far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.

Emily - wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!

Emma - gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!

Estelle - likes wombles, eats grass.

Esther - plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.

Faith - legs meet at knees, can't sh#g standing up.

Faye - wears wellies, can't swim.

Felicity - she'll stab you with her nip#les, plays darts

Fiona - female mud wrestler, gives head.

Frances - gives oral for a one pence peice. but loves to sow.

Frankie - would make it as a farmer. people say she needs to shower more.

Gail - farts a lot, drinks Guinness.

Gayleen - big tall woman who talks 'bleep' all day.

Gaynor - lesbian.

Gem - like an arm chair. comfotable, loved, odd.

Gemma - practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend.

Geraldine - too posh for her own good, likes flying.

Gillian - dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.

Gina - eternal mother, eats nappies.

Glenda - eats children, hates smoking.

Georgina - wants to be a man.

Grace - blubs a lot, wees in the bath.

Hannah - needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.

Harriet - has a brain somewhere, will prob end up living on pizza.

Hayley - lives on dads beers, is lazy b#tch.

Heather - sh#gs like a freight train, a screamer.

Helen - loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.

Heidi - the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.

Hilary - frigid b#tch. Thinks money grows on trees.

Holly - prickly to the touch, seasonal sh#gmeister.

Ina - drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.

Ingrid - right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.

Jackie - heroin addict, sold her child.

Janet - soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag.

Jane - enjoys w#nking men (or women).

Jasmine - smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.

Jemma - does an#l, wears too much eye make

Jennifer -huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.

Jerrica - a b#tch thinks she's good

Jessica - virgin, always will be.

Joanne - moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!

Jodie - absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have one!

Joy - would make a good exotic dancer. men love her.

Judith - big eyes, big tits.

Judy - huge tits, married to an ars@.

Julia - innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes.

Justine- massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.

Julie - jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.

Karen - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.

Katie - big feet, sh#gs men over 50.

Kate - talks complete boll#cks all the time, scavenger.

Katherine - is a follower. doomed to be successful but not compleatly happy.would fight for a tea cosy.

Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.

Kerry - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and wears a wig.

Kirsty - eats live moles, can't dance.

Kylie - can't sing but who cares.

Lana - hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.

Lara - action packed, never seen naked.

Laura - likes Max power magazine, can't drive.

Lauren - pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.

Leah - likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.

Lena - eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.

Leslie - likes bondage, hates men.

Linda - perfect in every way

Lindsay - likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.

Lisa - will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.

Livvy - pink, prim and perfect. people find this annoying.

Liz - good looking, definately one to sh#g.

Lorraine - constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies.

Louisa - sensible head on her shoulders. collects socks.

Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.

Lucy - strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. thief.

Madeline - drives like a bloke, likes tractors.

Maggie - trainspotter, likes plaid.

Margaret - lovely mother, very generous.

Maria - bangs like a barn door.

Marie - life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.

Marina - no get up and go, rusty underwear.

Marilyn - eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.

Martina - ugly lesbian.

Martine - can't act, can't sing, nice tits.

Matilda - likes dancing, mainly the waltz.

Mary - gets hurt easily.

Meg - cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.

Megan - loves nature, cares more for trees than people. radical and gets things done.

Melanie - can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.

Melissa - eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.

Meryl - dances like an ape, doesn't realise.

Michaela - likes animals, should make a video with them.

Michelle - wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.

Marsha - big butt, small brain.

Monica - doesn't swallow, should have.

Naomi - wannabe diva, more of a diver.

Nancy - white hair, remembers manners.

Natalie - eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.

Natasha - could use a face lift but is a sweet loyal friend

Nell - hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.

Nicola - slapper, alcoholic in denial.

Nicole - girls hate her, men use her and dump her.

Nikki - loved up, eats cucumbers.

Nina - stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.

Nisha - has a deep interest in the YMCA. falls in love easily.

Olga - you can park a bike in her ars#cr#ck, excessive facial hair.

Olivia - neutron bomb.

Pamela - gives amazing head, made of plastic.

Pat - forest forager, likes wild boar.

Paula - transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.

Penelope - pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.

Penny -burps like a man, lives in dungerees and gets told to shut up alot.

Phillippa - butt ugly lesbian.

Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.

Rachel - amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her ars#cheeks.

Rebecca - hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.

Rhia - alcoholic, goes after mingers.

Rosie - can be prickly, good head

Rula - she measures up well.

Sacha - believes carrots make you see in the dark, likes crotchel#ss knickers & malteasers.

Sadie - stand up if you're slim, please stand up.

Sally - drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.

Samantha - loves her brother, has four deformed children.

Sandra - sh#gs donkeys for fun, bow legged.

Sarah - hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.

Selina - doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.

Sharon - sh#gs like a locomotive, yo

Shirley - can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.

Sian - does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.

Simone - used to be a shot putter from Cardiff.

Sonya - dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier.

Sophie - brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.

Stacey - likes crotchless jeans and ars#less Speedo's.

Steffi - closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.

Steph - is a pretty, loved by her family and prince charming, has it all i.e spoilt daddy's princess.

Stephanie eats Muppets, wears Brogues.

Sue - totally gorgeous!

Tanya - hot minx, too short.

Tara - upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.

Tiffany - annoying and clingy. but makes up for it by being damn fit.

Tash - lives about 10 seconds behind everyone in the world but makes up for it with her tits

Tina - face like a smacked ars#, should eat less.

Tori - lives in a hedge, can't water ski.

Tracy - easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.

Tracey - lesbian.

Ursula - likes puppies, in curry.

Vic - Likes to go commando. dreams of futures with lots of leather and men in thongs.

Victoria - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.

Vicky - likes Yoga and Men.Perfect in everyway. known to be very loud.

Vikki - wears too much lipstick to taste food. runs after dumbars#d guys who don?t like her.

Wendy - possibly a man.

Zara - face like an elephant's backside. cant see her toes from breast enhancements.

Zoe - talentless rock chick.

[wrxmania]

My name just comes from Monty Python's "The Life of Brian"

Brian

[jacqui_robb]

<< Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy. >>

[wilky]

U missed Callum with 2 l's, which translates to warrior god who is handsome and an outstanding lover.

One L just is Gaelic for malcom

CALLUM W

[2559B]

phewwww !!!!!! i ain't listed...

[chrissy]

im the complete opposite from what it sez well so iv been told (christopher btw not chris)

[wilky]

hom

[karps]

mine aint there either but it means " Godlike, beautifull, has women falling at his feet"

lol i wish

[fraser_drinkwater]

Mines not there as well..........SWIGGI!!!!

[murray_marshall]

Mine ain't there, probably a good thing.

BTW I am now looking for a Katie, not that I like big feet though

[scoobymadburd]

mine there!!!

Claire - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess

Must admit i totally agree!!!!

Claire

[Scoobylav]

I'm there (Ian) so is the wife (karen) lol

[paddy247]

anybody for another drink? lol