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To find out tonite that a fanatic scoob owner (who shall remain nameless) admitted to running around in a citrus yellow FORD ORION with grey leather interior and a camera on the back so he could video himself "SUPPOSEDLY" tanning other drivers in wee duels face-icon-small-shocked.gif

what i want to see happen now is the culprit come forward and own up and give us his "SIDE" side of the story. or he shall be publicly named and shamed along with a healthy slagging face-icon-small-happy.gif

so come Squ..................OOPS nearly!!!!!! face-icon-small-wink.gifface-icon-small-happy.gif

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Yes it twas i

We all make mistakes and that P.O.S was my biggest one ever

Had the notion of being a Traffic copper type and taping some "duels", so i stuck a small colour camara on to the rear towing eye i the hope of catching some quality footage, mistake was i should have put the camara on the front of the car as i never had a hope in hell of beating Miss daisy in that P.O.S

Full spec

Ford Orion 1.6 Ghia

1600cc CVH approx 90hp less the oil ingress into the cylinders so say about 70 odd

Full amateur respray in Ford Citrine Yellow

Stil Auto 15 inch alloys

Momo steering wheel

Peco Big Bore 4 backbox

1600e Gray leather interior

Various bits of the dash randomly sprayed in Plasticote Yellow, again in an amateur fashion

Vent to Atmosphere oil cap, as the pressure in the crankcase was blowing the crankshaft oil seal out on regular occurances

4 speed 1.3 Escort gearbox fitted to aid accelaration

£200 five inch colour monitor with £10.99 caravan TV ariel on the rear parcel shelf

240v house VCR with invertor wired into monitor

£50 Colour CCTV camara, B+Q, wired into video

EVERY single mechanical and electrical component that could fail, did fail and was replaced

WRC No1 can add if missed any abnomilies as he witnessed it in the flesh and was roped into working on it on numerous occasions. Christ that is how i first met him .............. face-icon-small-wink.gif

I bought it for £500 and sold it to a king chavster for £800, he really thought it was the bees knees

Now i have "cleansed" my soul, now for you lot to confess, what is your worst car that you have modified in a very wrong way

Some of the 30+ generation im sure can come with a few Capri with tigerskin dash stories

Grant

{and if i could go a smiley with 2 fingers up i would}

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Snap! Alas, my first car...

Escort4.jpg

Same 'quality' 90bhp 1600CVH but sadly no cameras. face-icon-small-wink.gif Sold mine for £950 though. face-icon-small-tongue.gif

God how i cringe when i look at that thing these days lol...

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<< Snap! Alas, my first car...

Escort4.jpg

Same 'quality' 90bhp 1600CVH but sadly no cameras. face-icon-small-wink.gif Sold mine for £950 though. face-icon-small-tongue.gif

God how i cringe when i look at that thing these days lol... >>

Is that not an Escort ?????

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<< That is an S2 RSt Caz. Not bad cars if you don't want to go round corners. >>

I think the car in the pic is a Escort 1.6 ghia with a S2 bodykit on it which compared with my P.O.S is GORGEOUS

Punch me if i am wrong Carl

Grant

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Fair play to you Grant......that does sound like a sh1tmobile!!!!!!

cannot believe you explained in such depth but suppose it is better than me, coulty and willie getting in the mix and really chavvin u up face-icon-small-happy.gif

u have done a good job of that with the explanationface-icon-small-wink.gif

by the way was that little max'd up corsa on your driveway your project car?????? face-icon-small-shocked.gifface-icon-small-tongue.gifface-icon-small-happy.gif

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a second generation rs turbo (mark 4 escort version) and great cars they are too! i had one before the scoob and it went well, not the most reliable car i've ever had but good fun and cheap to repair, oh and yes it was fitted with the obligatory dump valve..LOLface-icon-small-happy.gif

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my first motor was a black orion ghia (not chavved up to Grants spec). he is chav meister!!!!! face-icon-small-tongue.gif

second was a s2 RST

third was my94 wrx

fourth was uk300

and finally and currently JDMSTI

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<< my first motor was a black orion ghia (not chavved up to Grants spec). he is chav meister!!!!! face-icon-small-tongue.gif

second was a s2 RST

third was my94 wrx

fourth was uk300

and finally and currently JDMSTI

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face-icon-small-shocked.gif JESUS only 5 cars

I'm well into double figures face-icon-small-shocked.gif

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well u are spoiled Stuart - will have to chat with u regarding ur list of mods in ur signature face-icon-small-wink.gif especially the ECU.....cause I'm having det issues with my 95 WRX thats driving me mad

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5 cars in 10 years of car ownership is not too bad.

the thing is that when you get onto the best motors then you just dont want to change.

certainly not changing now for a while!!!!!!!

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