wilky Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Traveling to Texas tonight to visit the LHFOJ. Oh dear! Link to comment
micra_wrc Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 oh dear indeed! have fun Link to comment
RA Dunk Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 No need to go to texas for that you could do it in ANY bar/pub where i live Link to comment
the squiggle Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Good luck and for god sake dont shoot anyone for a laugh while indulging in some Knob Creek and Wild Turkey Link to comment
ANDYJDMSTI Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 hahaha class!!! The little bald one did indeed turn up in his pickup...........sporting toight jeans, stetson, big belt buckle and cowboy boots...........He was obviously made to change before i let him in the house!!! Link to comment
colin_ross Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 He was obviously made to change before i let him in the house!!! Jumbo thong bikini? Link to comment
zeolite Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Looks like a quiet night in the Douglas Arms in Methilhill. Link to comment
ANDYJDMSTI Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Jumbo thong bikini? Our dress codes are completely different from yours and Johnnys spanner and tool touching outfits! Link to comment
the squiggle Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Our dress codes are completely different from yours and Johnnys spanner and tool touching outfits! Spandex trousers and nipple tassles keep springing to mind for Callum and jesus sandals and a cautious smile for yourself. Link to comment
wilky Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 Spandex trousers and nipple tassles keep springing to mind for Callum and jesus sandals and a cautious smile for yourself. Well, what can I say. Last night was a blur. There were semi naked girls dancing on bars, Andy choked someone by physically forcing his hand into their mouth, there was a horse involved at some point, racing the cops away from traffic lights with blue smoke streaming from our tyres, and women almost kicking the door down trying to get into the house at 5am. I still have all my teeth, nothing was broken and no one was hurt. A good night all round! Callum Link to comment
the squiggle Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Well, what can I say.Last night was a blur. There were semi naked girls dancing on bars, Andy choked someone by physically forcing his hand into their mouth, there was a horse involved at some point, racing the cops away from traffic lights with blue smoke streaming from our tyres, and women almost kicking the door down trying to get into the house at 5am. I still have all my teeth, nothing was broken and no one was hurt. A good night all round! Callum Sounds like a pretty much standard night when you two get together. Looking forward to seeing the movie when it gets released, thinking Grumpy Old Men meets Porkys with a dash of Black Hawk Down I will keeping an eye on the CNN website for further updates of the " Reunion " Link to comment
ANDYJDMSTI Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Grunt, get the nugget to send you the pic on his mobile of him getting bent over the bar and whipped by my friend Jess. Link to comment
the squiggle Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Grunt,get the nugget to send you the pic on his mobile of him getting bent over the bar and whipped by my friend Jess. If I ever see/obtain it I will get it on photobucket asap. Buy Jess a drink when you next see he/she for a job well done. Link to comment
ANDYJDMSTI Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Buy Jess a drink when you next see he/she for a job well done. It is a she .................and i already did!! Link to comment
wilky Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 It is a she .................and i already did!! Yes, they force you to drink Jagerbombs and then spank you. My favourite part of the night was leaving an underground car park like the Dukes of Hazard, all four wheels in the air. Im very glad no one was crossing the road at time! Link to comment
ANDYJDMSTI Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My favourite part of the night was leaving an underground car park like the Dukes of Hazard, all four wheels in the air. Im very glad no one was crossing the road at time! You only did it cos it was my damn hire car........you coooooooonfident baaaa$tard!! Link to comment
wilky Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 You only did it cos it was my damn hire car........you coooooooonfident baaaa$tard!! (At the parking payment booth) "say hello to the nice lady Andy!" "Hello Nice lady Andy" "say goodbye to the nice lady Andy!" "Goodbye nice lady Andy" The rest is merely 2 black strips on the concrete and almost a police camera action scenario. Link to comment
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