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... in the same Sean Connery/James Bond accent . . . . Mish Moneypenny , you're a shight for shore eyesh [] Al

"leaving glasgow at 1130hrs if zzaaattz ok?" Zzaaattz fine big-man , whereaboots ye'wantin'taemeet-well. . . . Geez a PM ur witivver - ann-lettuce-know ? []Al.

"Or stand around and scowl at everyone. Or foam and talk nonsense. Or scare the children." . . . . . . . . . . "Looking forward to foaming, talkng nonsense whilst scowling at strangers and scaring the children" Aye right [:@] Thanks a lot Squiggle - I thought it was a job each - and you've poached the lot [:@] Looks like I'm left tae annoy the dugs in parked cars then [:@] I was going to steal the sweeties aff the weans - but G.Mac is going now [] [][][] "Serious bit" - Anyone want to suggest a time and RV ? Al.

A couple of people mentioned this event when we were at Stirling last night . http://www.dounehillclimb.com/ Anyone going ? Check out the video in the downloads section of the link [Y] Al.

D'ye ken 'Wee eck' and 'Soapy-souter' ? [] []

Nice one [Y] I asked the same to the staff at my local Shell and the reply was . . . . . OOh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh aah-aah-aah-aah- eek-eek eek-eek A well-thrown banana seemed to settle them, while I made my escape [] Al.

Sorry Davie , We keep a tight-ship in Renfrew/Paisley area [] Times and RVs are kept quiet - we don't want too much attention . Just like the big lorrys oot of Babcocks etc , we are so slow that we can cause traffic jams . And we like that - so we keep it quiet and don't warn anyone [] I touch goats Al.

ALREADY REGISTERED 1. G.Mac (needing a sticker) 2 Micra_wrc and squirrel as a co pilot (waiting on sticker) 3. Ally-b (paid / awaiting sticker) STILL REQUIRING REGISTRATION AND A STICKER 1. Gumball 2. st3ph3n I've put my name in the registered list - but I'm only assuming , 'cos I've not heard anything . I put my name down and paid at Peters (FAI-17) fundraising meal night . Al.

I filled up in Elderslie earlier - all pumps had Optimax AND there was an Optimax tanker filling the tanks when I was there [] Thanks for the heads-up guys [Y] Al.

Give us a bell Peter and I'll meet U Not heard from G yet but he should be home , I phoned and text him - no joy . I'll try again later.

Look in the 'Events' bit Davie .[] I'm thinking about heading through too - optimax permitting [:@] Any others from Paisley / S.Glasgow area want to meet up to head through ? ...Post here , and we can arrange a time and starting point ... Al.

Jings crivvens and help ma boab . Grandpaw's choked oan a Granny-sooker !!! [] Ha ha ha ha ha [] Al. PS stop this nonsense soon , my sides are sore []

Nite Maggie Daphnie , twins and bairn . . . . . Sorry , I digressed oantae the Broons there [] Al

Nite Mom.

G'night , Hairy-Melon [] Al.

Hillington and Paisley road / Renfrew road Shell both have none [:@] Anyone know if there is any nearby ? . My fuel-light is on [:S] Al.

1.Fai17(on track) 2.G6RAY(spectating) 3.Marc29(spectating) 4.Gumball (spectating/malingering) 5.Ally-b (On track) 6.G mac(on track) 7. Wilky (On track) 8. Big Daz & Scoobylav (On Track with project Puggy) 9. FastScooby (Hopefully with a fresh MOT) 10. Johnnyr6 (due to car probs. specting) 11. Fraz. A (spectating and getting in the way - which may leed to me getting a pas lap! hint hint)(pax lap with Fai17) 12. Teknopete 13. imy (spectating) 14. 4hero (spectating) 15. STi_Bandit (Spectating + 80% tempted to be on track unsure yet) Al. (edited , forgot to say I'm on track)

I used to go on a fishing forum whos sweary-filter didn't allow 'saltwater' [] Al

Mutts nuts mate [Y] Just need an awning at the back , off the boot , for the X-box players when it rains [] Al.

Chris , go for it ! You have as-good-as paid anyway [] I've just booked up [] G mac is a player too [] 1.Fai17(on track) 2.G6RAY(spectating) 3.Marc29(spectating) 4.Gumball (not sure yet) 5.Ally-b 6.G mac I'll have to post a pic of the front of my car now , 'cos. . . . . It's the only chance some of you guys will have of seeing the front of my car [] Al.

Forget the poodles and goats . Heres a 'pony' Gumball , that should cover it [] Keep the change [] Al.

I'll be there then with my knotted hanky hat , shades , wellys and scarf . Now . . . . . . goat / poodle / poodle / goat [8-)] Al.

[]Al []

MMMmmmm decisions , decisions . . . . should I take a goat or a poodle [8-)] Only kidding [] I'll maybe take a saunter through too . Anyone else going ? Al.

I was just finished my shift/week at HP - This is 'Friday' night to me [*-)]- I thought "I recognise that reg number" ... "d'oh , its Del + KT ! " [8-)] Nice to C U s [] Al.