T123VOR

I go out in a suit and change around the corner[]

A mess? My dog is a cross between a Huskie and Jack Russell[] - A Jack Ruskie We can't work out who was on top either? Ouch!

Hmmm what could put you off your prawn biryani more than this? I can't wait for the summer though[]

Cheers Andy- i'll let you know- Thanks though that's great

cheers Andy appreciate the thought[]

Spoke to the garage guy They were ready to write it off![:'(] until I explained that it isnt actually W reg it's infact only 15 months old (it's a private W plate W100DNG = WOODING see) So the insurance man is going to look tomorrow and decide- so fingers crossed! The suspension and steering are Fooked and he reckons if fixed 6/8 weeks[:'(] Trevor

It's A249 Detling Hill , Stockbury , Sittingborne , Kent ME9 7QN

OK we'll try to be there but we don't need you all to pay.... i'm whoring myself out until then Trevor For Sale: Dog 1yr old- £8, Tabby 4yrs old £5- excellent mouse catcher, Black Cat 16yrs old £5 (does drag his bum)- antique Cheese selection- only Brie left £1 A picture of my Mum- she looks a bit like Cilla £3 (can be signed for an extra £2) A picture of my Dad- quite handsome, chunky, smokes cigars!- er £2 THE shorts - £1000 A tour of Snodland's, er, beauty spots- £9.50

Stop there guys- I have another car (The KA) and I'd better have a courtesy car by then!! So, same as last time with the C4, spare scoop out on the Astra (or whatever Subaru-like performance vehicle they give me[]) and we're away So we'll make our own way there... Thanks everyone though it's touching Trevor

Cheers Barry i do appreciate your kindness though- if i can get along i will and pay for myself[] though Trevor

I'm afraid I'm one of those people who won't accept that Shiralee but thanks for the thought Trevor

[] That does not sound good Trevor, obvious to say that I assume it is problems at work? No Andy not work - thats fine more the crash - I have a £675 excess- I need 4 new tyres- and a 30K service so abit ouch on the ol' wallet[]

Due to unforeseen recent circumstances[:'(] I don't think i'll be able to afford this (or indeed anything for a while!!) so don't book me and Suzanne just in case Sorry to muck you around it was so well organised Next time though (I'll bring my new Mondeo- haha) Trevor

I already had them- but decided that 1 wheel pointing one and the other the other way increased my grip!

Note direction of front wheels! [:'(]

Happy birthday ...everyone beause according to Shiralee it doent even have to be close[<)] I just turned 1 myself. .. will I reach 2 though Trevor

I saw you go by as it goes You left me shivering in the rain after my near-death-experience only kidding mate- yeah that was me[:'(] They weren't recovery they were there to fix the barriers!! I'm alright just gutted and sad Trevor

I got a few on my phone i'll have to what til i get to work to use the bluetooth to get them off Trevor

No Markie I was on my way back from the garden centre!! Cheers guys -appreciate the kind words Nothing you can do about a blowout- bang and 2 milliseconds later ive slammed into ther central res spinning like im on ice- no amount of driving skills will save you from that one[:'(] Anyway like you said no-ones hurt (except my wallet £675 excess!) Last time a Citreon C4 wonder what i'll get this time?

Tyre blew out on M20 hit central reservation hard! spun 360 parked on hard shoulder barrier... No injuries , no other cars. bit shaken up but fine however front of car f00ked big time from initial smash, side scratched from scrapping the barrier I had ordered new tyres last night aswell! and i think i can cancel my 30k service on Thursday too Hopefully back on the road soon? Trevor

Tony hope she feels better soon I'll lead no problem . . .now where are we going?[]

I can make the 3rd Feb as well [] Now you've got four participants [Y] Trevor 'Nothing Too spicy Thanks Deepak' Wooding[:@]

A joint Birthday Bhuna?

The best Indian ive had in kent was the Tagore in Tunbridge Wells- unbelievably nice Too far? My birthday is the Saturday the 24th of Feb my the way, just thought i'd mention it! [<)] Trevor

1. Shiralee 2. Loony Toon 3. Granby 4. Hol 5. T123VOR (Lamb Bhuna, Pilau Rice)