OK we'll try to be there but we don't need you all to pay.... i'm whoring myself out until then
Trevor
For Sale:
Dog 1yr old- £8,
Tabby 4yrs old £5- excellent mouse catcher,
Black Cat 16yrs old £5 (does drag his bum)- antique
Cheese selection- only Brie left £1
A picture of my Mum- she looks a bit like Cilla £3 (can be signed for an extra £2)
A picture of my Dad- quite handsome, chunky, smokes cigars!- er £2
THE shorts - £1000
A tour of Snodland's, er, beauty spots- £9.50