2 irish men find a mirror in the road
1st one looks in and says " i know that face but cant put a name to it"
2nd man looks in and says"u f**king idiot thats me
Jeremy beadle was having a W**k and thought to himself, my willie is a bit small but on the other hand it looks massive
Man brings home some deer and cooks it for his little boy and girls dinner
he says to them"im not telling you what it is but ill give you a clue, its something i call your mother sometimes "
Then the little girl starts screaming at her brother " dont eat it , its a F**king A***hoe"
An irish woman on holiday in thecarribean . After a hot night of passion with one of the locals she asks the guy his name
He says Im not telling you as you will only laugh ! after a while he tells her that his name is snow
She laughs and says that her hubby will never believe her that shes had ten inches of snow in the carribean every night.
plumber caught on cctv sha**ingcustomers dog .He was cleared on all counts as he is corgi registered