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Posts posted by scoobykev
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very nice mate, except for the second from bottom, the people in the background are all fuzzy, must try harder[]
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happy birthday mate[][^]
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you beat me to it, how about these
or
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Can't stand those two............so bloody annoying!!
Bring back Mark and Lard, stopped listening to radio 1 when they left
Agree
I would say Mustnt Grumble but those two are Biggity, Biggity Bong
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Can't stand those two............so bloody annoying!!
Bring back Mark and Lard, stopped listening to radio 1 when they left
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Nice avatar Kev!
why thank you, very professional i thought[]
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Let the weekend commence[]
Kev
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take it easy mate, and enjoy[]
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there is one at Wallace performance in Aberdeen, unsure if anbody on here has used it/would recommend it.
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The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some, it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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hello[]
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I knew you could see Kev but i couldnt so held back but a bit.
is that another way of saying you couldn't keep up?[]
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I'm the first car in the clip and could see perfectly well in front of me other wise i wouldn't have overtaken, can't speak for the other gentleman though.
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Did I just see you on the telly? ITV, programme called The woman who ate scotland?
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my first chance near a computer since yesterday.
firstly, my apologies for not making it back to the end rendezvous point to thank you all in person for making it a great day out.
next, glad you all enjoyed the roads, i have a few more in mind[]
lastly, this is imho the best thing tayside has done in my 2 years of membership so lets keep it going.
Kev
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all the best to both of you buddy
Kev
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yes i would like to hear the full story, surely thats the point of the forum, to share views and opinions.
just leave out the bits about the goats, so as not to offend anyone
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JC. Sorry, Can't make the run on saturday(working) Might pop round some night next week if that suits you.
Iain
The run is on sunday mate
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Yeah mate iv got it sussed now, let someone else take the leed []
hmm, we'll see
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shiny as ever jon, must 'ave made it up and away before stihl saw man this morning[]
btw, don't think your allowed to park on that grass[:#]
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One of the stations in Dundee was empty yesterday
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I've used them a couple of times as well and was more than happy with the service received.
Kev
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I think it is all one part (cubby and vents), i'm sure i had to cut mine when i fitted my gauges.
kev
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I touch goats
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