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I bet you lot stink then [] without a bath [] Markies ok, he's been getting a washdown with all the old'uns round that nursing home.............oooooooooh nurse, giv'us a sponging []

It will be until you start washing that bludy car of yours!

Forgotten what colour it was now.................

......and always wears leather stuff that doesn't fit her - well it would do if it was bigger lol []

eurotunnel have confirmed that they will offer us a discounted price of only £38 per car [] provided we have a party of at least 15 cars - this is a saving of £6 a car

I hear Ian's going to arrange from his mates at 'Dial a Ride' to pick us up lol

Happy birthday - with this hot weather, the candles will probably just go into meltdown. Hava goodun.

A man is sitting at the table eating his breakfast and reading the paper. His daughter enters. "Wave Daddy". He waves and says goodbye. Daughter, now with sense of urgency in her voice repeats herself "Wave Daddy" . He waves and says goodbye again. Daughter , now quite desperately repeats herself again "Wave Daddy". He ignores her, gets up from the table, opens the front door to leave and an enormous amount of water engulfs him. Husband opens his hotel door and discovers his wife in bed with her arms around another man. "What are you doing in bed with my wife" he asks. The other man looks at him, looks at the woman, looks back at him and then back again at the woman. "You're right " he says to the woman "he is stupid!"

tart !

i was in my van just been working at Rusthall manor ( elderly residential) home[] You trying to get a discount for when you move in or perhaps you got your eye on one of the toothless lovelies in there []

[sn][sn] Come on people, threads been on here a month.........is that it then just 12 [au][au] ? Give it until the weekend then we'll have to start making some plans. In the meantime I'll get back on to Eurotunnel and see what sort of discount we can get.

Thought you were gonna offer him the use of that big hammer of yours Markie []

Daniel, do you get a lot of road noise with those invisible tyres? Are they what is known as "off-roaders" lol I'll get my coat

Been all domestic today - washing, hoovering etc etc well no one else here to do it for me - and its been soooooooooooo hot. Will have to make up for it tonight with a few . Must try not to leave any marks though on my newly dusted coffee table []

you'll be by yourself ...................it was last sunday the 16th []

Believe Dean (Scoobytoo) knows someone - he mentioned him to me last week when doing the RBMR valet but I didn't take his details

try Gary Moulson at Keith Michaels - he's a scooby driver himself and set up the sidc scheme - 0208 6427868

Paddys been out drinking and heard that his wifes been having an affair. He staggers home and decides to confront her. "I heard about your infidelity [:'(]......you,you've betrayed me [:'(] I'm, I'm going to put an end to it all" At this point he takes out a revolver, loads it and puts it to his head. Rather than try to reason with him his wife just sits there in the corner laughing at him. "Don't laugh wife" he says " You're next! "

Is anyone going to this then [:^)] As you don't want a card I'll come out and celebrate your birthday [] Don't know what the other do is, just happened to notice it when I was looking over club events diary. Sure people would rather have run out with you Ian rather than set out for Santa Pod at 7 o'c on a sunday morning Seems to be busy in August - bbqs on 12th,26th and 27th - have to start thinking about getting the suspension toughened up to cope with all that extra food intake lol

See, told you some of us are mad..............

Club diary shows USC show at Santa Pod on the 5th and 6th ?????????????

Put me down for this..........bet you've only mentioned its your birthday so far in advance so that we get chance to buy a card. I'm assuming it is your birthday and that this isn't a second event being organised for the Kent Scoobies birthday - thought that was on the 27th [8-)]

.......and your point is? You're only saying that in case Lin reads the thread, now get back to that bathroom your family are going to need baths soon []

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Thanks - will give them a call