> >>THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
> >>
> >>
> >>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
> >>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
> >>started."
> >>
> >>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
> >>
> >>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
> >>
> >>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
> >>in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
> >>studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
> >>her and says,
> >>
> >>"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
> >>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> He takes her hand and says,
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>"Second, I want you to relax".
> >>
> >>
> >>"Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> He sighed.........
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Let's put all the Frosties back in the box."
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