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Is this better [] some where near the truth [][]

quality []

fpmsl[] well spotted[Y]

I've had my two pint's[Y] & what do i find when i get back.........exaggertion about the consumption of alcohol i consume on a thursday night[] well all i can say is fair play[] but you'd never gues right cause i'd just have 1 more[][]

It's thursday once again[Y][]

To the back of the class you go[] fpmsl really[]

Should you not be working now?? [][][] or maybe getting ready for the morning thread[]

You must of gave them your yearly earning's & they feel they need to lighten your wallet for you[] or maybe they are just greedy fcukers[:^)]

Sad news for all those affected,especially at this time of year or any time of the year come to that.

Mid week siesta Barry[H] will resume normal working hrs tomorrow[]

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE FIRST YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM". A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. HOWEVER, NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA, WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

I'm here because i want to be here, if certain people dont want me here then thats fine, Dont talk to me. Ian i'm not quite sure how you've come to this conclusion, has somebody gave you this impression??

Oi you cheeky so & so[] i'll have you know i have done two full day's this week[Y] having a break tomorrow as i'm knackered now[]

Calm down dear, it's only a commercial[]

K/Scoobies best kept secret then.................................not[]

If that's the case, Barry is going to be their No1 target as he's real old[] []

yes - yes - yes - maybe [] ? Got a nasty letter from maidstone plod[] giving me the option to put a legal plate back on or empty my pocket into their christmas fund[:^)] god i feel like a right criminal[]

Should we- could we- can we- will we..................................[] Might even be a reble & put our plate back on[]

What a bunch of BIG KIDS[:^)] don't want any snow as it might stop me from getting to work[]

Well the way you can control the weather[] admitting to this is of no supprise to us[][]

Christ when shrek see's this he'll clean the store out[]

ROFLMFAO

Has the devil got his pre yet[]

fpmsl ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Get a mention everywhere, even if its spelt wrong lol........did someone not once suggest Hairy DJ might just have the edge on me? Anyway, what the hell you doing up at 6o'c?......just getting in from the pub [] Oopps now edited[] just got in from the pub[:^)] i dont like to take advantage of Lins good nature so i'm alway's in from the pub right on time[Y] maybe just a little late now & again[] but not that late[]