No wonder!!!!
Did you copy and paste from Perfomance Car/Fast Car articles on the web?
The staff at EVO are (IMHO) the best in the business but even they are admitting they are running out of cliches to use.
Enter CAL (TV personality and wanna be motoring 'hack')!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I subscribe to EVO for originality, honesty and an escape to dreamland.
If that letter appeared it would have been a NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!
(I'd also like to add Cal is a good friend of mine and I know he is happy to openly discuss similar issues)