Have you taken into consideration the Rate Coefficiant and Kinetic Theory?
If the Osmotic Pressure is constant, then the Thermal Conduction (in keeping with the Boltzman Constant of k=1.3807) should not result in loss of random thermal motions any electrons.
Noise power is based on the thermal noise power at the input of the system, along with system gain and noise figure.
Quite simple really.
You could always just tell them to p*** off!!!!!!!