I have had time to think about this one-
She could be taken to Shettleston in the east end. That way she could savour the smell of gunpowder as she sips house red from her plastic beaker in the "Town Tavern". The Kareoake is blinding and the debate over whos go it is and what they are singing ususally raises the roof. Literally.
After leaving the town taven, head east and stroll in the night air past the sunbed salons, curry houses, shoe emporiums and such like. Taking in the Menshys plastered over all the walls- YST (Young Shettleston Tigers), YSMS (young sandyhills mad squaad) and if there have been daring raids across the border you might see YSF (young springboig fleeto). great works of art.
Im sure during your walk to get a taxi into the city center you will have the following-
The wing mirrors kicked off your astra, the hubcaps stolen, seen someone get stabbed through the heart, have your dog threatened with a knife, have your woman asked who she is lookin it, and asked for money.
One time some nugget even stopped my outside my house (in a polite manner/or it would have been KO time)if on the basis that he collected coppers, 2p's, 1p's etc oh and also 5p's that maybe i could help him save????
He would come round on a Tuesday i think it was and meet me and i would give him all the coins i had saved, cos it was his hobbie.
Or when i woke up one morning and there was a guy sleeping in the "close". i asked hiom what the fack he was on? "Oh i just needed a sleep mate". "get out you prlck"came the response as i manhandled him into the strasssa
So, yes. i am actually struggling to think of anywhere other than for a nice meal in the city, a few drinks and a visit to shady pines hotel for winstoning