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why didnt you just ask me if i had a bird instead of beating about the bush?? lol
Bird Flu is a hideous strain of flu that is circulating the migratory birds specifically in the far east at the moment. There are fears that this will develop and become passable between humanoids.....this will then be passed from person to person, brought to the rest of the world, britain, scotland.
When this happens, people who either suffer from asthma, smoke too many fags, have poor immune systems (like me) will probably catch this revolting strain of barny magroo and leave their scoobies to their friends when they pop off.
hope this helps you sleep well. litening to the other experts (joke) i think we have about 12 months