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  1. I still log on daily...But I dont really know any of you guys anymore....its not as if I can easily get to any of the meets either [:'(]....and I really really miss my scoob []
  2. Oh i miss the snow...my girlfriend has never seen snow or knows how it feels...i quickly changed that when i got a handful of slush from the freezer compartment of my fridge and stuffed it down her back lol [6][]
  3. snap...my birthday is tomorrow so yours cant be far off either...MHR []
  4. sorry to hear that Ben...my advise would be................move to a warmer country...[] since being out here (touch wood) I have not suffered from more than a hangover...failing that mate overdose yourself on vitamin c and stop shagging all night []
  5. sorry to hear that dude...you dont have much luck with that motor do ya ?? Hope you feel better today bruv []
  6. fine and dandy geezer...still having a blast...am loving your motor dude !!! man do i miss my scoob
  7. Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish ........................ 49. Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone. Athletic ...................... No breasts Average looking .......... Moooo. Beautiful .................... Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure ... On medication. Feminist .................... Fat Free spirit .................. Junkie Friendship first .......... Former slut. New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs. Open-minded ............. Desperate Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing. Professional .............. Bitch Voluptuous ................ Very Fat Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat Wants soul mate ....... Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
  8. sorry top hear that dude...will you get a slapped wrist because of this ?
  9. Holy sheeiit...why do the good uns die young ?? R.I.P dude
  10. Afternoon....20 mins until san mig time
  11. 132 years in jail with possability of the death sentence and a fine of 9500 !!!! sheeeiiit man...i'm a bad boy
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