ANDYJDMSTI

<< Who are those idiots and why aren't they locked up? >> they are scandanavian dudes and the driving tells me everything as to why they are not locked up!!!

sad day!!! just heard it on radio 2

<< This is the new 2g special for "Special" cases >> Geez......that is some blower or is it more of a fluffer??!!!

does anyone have any leaflets on the new 2g turbo by chance???

i reckon it is from carrying those 4 ton bedfords under his arms.....................cutting off all circulation hence the aforementioned swelling

oooooohh.... what kind of pie is that???? and what is the leaflet about????

Did you let your car have a wee shot too????..........................hence the reason it is speechless!!!!

<< >> is the wee kid saying "You really are one goofy looking tw@t so you are, no get ya sodding paws off me!!!!"

<< and the way back up >> was it one of those multicoloured licquorice trees planted in jelly that only exist in your wee world????

only one thing happens with buses.............................they give you a funny rumbl;in in yer unterhosen when you are sat up the back!!!

was thinking more of a football thru a garden hose!!!

aaaahhh good evening Mr Sausage fingers!!!!

<< I was thinking of putting it up in the cubicles at Glasgow Central Station Grant >> you hang about there alot then????????

is that dribble on yer shirt on the first pic?????

might make it along too if not too jet lagged!!! wont be there on the 11th though.........work calls!!

Please copy and paste the following: On a scale of 1 to 4 (1 being dont really care to 4 being mega high priority), rank the following criteria: a - challenging roads (sweepers, hairpins, flat out straights) ..................4 b - toilet facilities ....................1 c - hot food facilities .....................1 Please provide a number for the following: d - preferred mileage in total - ..................300 ISH e - preferred duration of day - ...................8 ISH f - number of rest stops during a typical 4-5 hr run - .................3- 4 g- preferred expenditure on fuel - .....................DONT MATTER, DEPENDS HOW HARD YOU DRIVE

1. Paulc555 2. TheSquirrel555 3. Irish Al and baby no2 4. ScoobyAndy Marshall if required 5. Zeolite 6. Gus the Bus-Spectate or Marshall 7. RubyTheScooby Spectate 8. Col 666 - Spectate 9. gumball-spectate 10. Cal - spectate ( 50/50 as me and Bing might be hitting The Green Hell at Easter - but might be summer) 11. scoobyuk300 - spectate 12. Bing - Spectate ('definitely maybe') 13. ANDYJDMSTI - work dependant

I am stuck in bloody New Zealand til the end of the month

Get those bloddy wheels cleaned!!!!!

exhaust and BF's for me

shoulda bought a jap one!!!!

i use it all the time too when away working. good product

i will be sat on an aircraft

<< p.s. very very tasty motor, those gold alloys look stunning m8. >> Was my old motor and yes the alloys set the rest of the cars design off nicely

How can she bnot like the gold alloys on the UK300!!!!!!...........................Bin her and keep the alloys as they are bloody good OZ Prodrive standard items on the uk300.