ScoobyAndy

As of this post iam now a member of the Blethering old farts club.... oops i Mean senior member, or is it post whores united??

<< tractor drivers are gimps. farmers should have a curfew of no move between the hours of 0600hrs and 0559hrs LOL >> LOL that'll be the same curfew that caravan towers and users should have too then WOOOOO HOOOOO this my official 1000'th post

Thank you St3ph3n Thats very true. With reference to scotty's post... remember tractors headlights are alot higher so will seem brighter anyway. Theyre like candles anyway compared to some of the blinding lights like HID's and morettes

Another thing to add as well... Do car drivers have a problem with seeing indicators? My road end is on a very very very bad blind bend... indicate 70/100 yds away and still tossers insist on overtaking you, endangering them, me and any other person coming round the corner. I'd love to carry the camera with me and take pics of all the dangerous manouvers that get done and post them here and send them to the police. People that make manouvers like that deserve everthing they get.

To continue on from my earlier rant... The number of times ive seen tossers in cars nearly meet they're maker while trying to overtake it amazing. The other week a m8 of mine was driving down past my place in his tractor when some arsehole (car driver) decided to try and over take him on a corner...... well he got what he deserved, landed on his roof in one of our fields. I went past 2 seconds later and pulled in, checked he was ok found out what happened, told him what i thought of him and that it served him right n f****d off n left him to work out what to do with his nicely written off car! Anyway iam now away to polish the tractor specially for tomorrow so i can drive about the place just to annoy you all

<< ooooooooooooooooooooo LOL, don't get yer knickers in a twist >> TWIST........ They aint yet!!!!

<< If you hate working off shore......................................... And it doesnt take the brains of an archbishop...... Then dont do it! >> Funny thats what i was thinking!

<< Yes total tossers !!! >> OI WATCH IT!!!!!! I TAKE SERIOUS OFFENCE AT THOSE COMMENTS!!!!! Just remember iam one of those tractor driving tossers, who swears about all the other idiots on the road (car drivers) that think they rule the road and dont know how to drive or overtake. The number of times ive seen tossers in cars nearly meet they're maker while trying to overtake it amazing. Just remember guys we have the right to be on the road as much as you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! << i thought by law they had to pull over after ouround 4 or 5 cars had built up behind them to let the traffic past but i seen a right bunch with tailbacks for far enough and them still doing f3ck all about it ..drives me nuts as well specially on a busy road >> This is where your wrong. There is no law anywhere that states we must pull in as soon as there is 4/5 cars behind us. If that was the case we'd never get any work done and you'd never get any food! The law states that when there is a sufficient safe place to pull in it is reccomended that you do so! I dont really care if i upset anyone with this post butyouve all said your peice and this is mine. If ive upset you well you know how mad i am after seeing this so just deal with it and shut up, or sell your car and house and live somewhere within walking distance to your work!!!!!!

<< I have pentagon medium smoke tints on my wagon. Here's what it looks like. Oh, by the way, not been stopped yet by the rozzers! >> Looks very very Though never speak too soon

oooops. I hope said bambi is now tucked up safely in the freezer

Well done m8. Glad to hear its all finished now

LOL just remind him if he bends it he mends it

<< Try it after a few drinks !! >> Its bad enough when your sobre.... Tho iam blaiming my wireless keyboard and the mobile sitting next to it

LOL good story Steve. You still brave enough to leave him the car while your away?

<< You'd all love to be a pursuit driver though. Go on. Admit it. >> LOL who wouldnt. The roads would be a safer place

I agree too... how about we all change our jobs to traffic cops n get to spend the day driving like idiots and picking on people that dont deserve it. Almost forgot.. getting to sit and eat doughnuts all day long too

<< The question is - Rally Slag look like the picture, or paint it black, stick a big ginger fecker in the driving seat and make it look like mini-me. >> Keep the rally slag look

mmmmm very nice. Must be the weather for looking at things like that as i spent a few hours earlier looking at them and getting bad ideas

<< Whilst not scoffing Doughnuts. >> That wont be very often then Wha annoys me more is the fact that if it was you or me doing 32 they'd be pulling us in and doing us.... Its about time some of these idiots were taken off the road for a long time!

Why are the traffic cops never there when you need them? Went for a wee drive tonight. Though a 30 limit i was doing 30 clapped out old fiesta passed me dodging islands doing 60+. On the way back same thing happens an MY04 mg pulls out comes flying up my ass them shoots past dodging islands doing 40/50. Both cars had at least 2 people in them, the MG had more blue lights on it that a police car too. Why are the cops never doing theyre job and catching maniacs like that??

<< how about this for an embarrasing driving moment After recently passing my driving test i i was behind my driving instructor in my mk1 xr2 , I thought it would be cool to oyertake her wich i duly did only to end up in a field at the very next bend . she never even stopped , im quite glad as id never have lived that one down. >> LOL ooops

LOL nice story m8 Never trust a corsa i think's the morral of that story. Cant say ive really had any moments like that. If i have ive done my best to forget about them The only thing i wont try and smoke too often are scoobs (not to say i havent though )

<< do you know at that exact spot on the M8 this morning i wondered if there were any sidc drivers in stealth mode about me in the other cars. >> The force must have been strong master

Well done mate. Its only taken you a few days

<< Mmmmm .. the black one did look great .. but NO , NO and NO again ! Just have to work out how to get the new front bumper and splitter onto mine You keep the salesman busy okay Cheers Andy, Steve >> Considder it done m8