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PSML at the bell ringer... Official Warning Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night be fore, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as"marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support gron nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

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Well its offical, everyone at work thinks I've finally gone mad.. sitting read the jobs laughing m y head off. Here's one. A mans is bed making live to his wife when he say's "Darling, turn round so I can give you the social security position" His wife looks at him a says "What the the hell is that ?!?!" Her husband replied " Well, turn round and when you feel my balls baning agains your bum your getting The Full Benefit!!!"

Lol... just a well they didn't watch the security camera tapes.. don't think they would have been impressed with us ripping about in those 3 series.... Blue smoke from a white Golf MK5 GTi !! thats all i'm saying..

The boys name your looking for at Acci-dent is Charlie. Top Guy again, give me a shout and I'll spk to him for you

JTM whats your 20? (Location) I'm in the trade (Motor Type) and could possibly sort you at mates rates.. One of the lads dads does it for the biggest group in the East of Scotland..

Papa Bear I hope that wasn't you taking the near 90 degree turn between B/Bridge and Falkirk again at warp facter 6(ton30) !! Lol. remeber what happened the last time at the shell garage..Ha.. Just have to say that Papa Bears scooby gets through the gears and mph faster than the Crazy frog on the back of a F16 Falcon (And for those not aware of the F16 its an american fighter plane that does 2 and a half time the speed of sound whilst targeting and attacking its eneamy, even if your sitting on the throne reading Men Only..lol.)

Would like to meet but car's throat is cut !! If i arrive in the smoker can someone take a poor man under there wing ?!?

Would like to meet but car's throat is cut !! If i arrive in the smoker can someone take a poor man under there wing ?!?

Would like to meet but car's throat is cut !! If i arrive in the smoker can someone take a poor man ubder there wing ?!?

This was a thought that I had, Owning a Scooby has two sides. When all is good its great fun and a stress relief and a rush better that Mr Columbia but when it goes Pete Tong there’s anger, upset and a sore wallet (I know from experience).. It's known that a smile can relieve multitudes of stress levels so my though is, “Post a joke, saying or story“. How many of us get a funny text or story?? So save £10 sending it to all your mates on your phone. Post it?! <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Any time, day or night. Enlighten someone’s day with a giggle. Life is to serious and its not a rehearsal!

Was just wondering who was at Lizzi's salon today (Sat 5th Feb) just noticed the SIDC sticker on the back window. It was a clean looking fella...?

The pic doesn't strike a cord.. The top looks like bailey with a blitz trumpet, but the trumpet just doesn't look sq either.. Is the questions asked as you have purchased said item?

lol.. You've got to love the banter.. Papa Bear, your there to calm me down (mind, the pug 1.4, Golf MK5 GT, hand brake times.....) Getting carried away.. But pics are avail... he he

Like the vids bud.. just a small note (Not bein a d*ck) but if you hold the lines tight and hit the apex on the turn in, like you where doing, put in more power and release the steering quicker to give u faster and smoother exit speeds.. I was doing the same thing... but hey still great.. bet the boy in the teg felt and bit out of place !!

Thanks for your help on this issue guy's, especially Pag Bear (smao1, aka Scott) I'm in the trade and got the car from my place of employement and was thinking I had a engine rebuild on a car I just got pushed up my ar*e... I can't give to much detail but the sun was shinning on me and we have a deal sorted but means the fun is capped for a month and i have a 106 smoker to get me from A to B in the mean time. But this post is in my mind incase Mr Pete Tong visits !!! Thanks again.. It feels like a family in here..

BBQ would be good to meet faces and have a good laugh with fellow nut cases.. lol..

Even though i'm without the turbo'd legs that the judge also denied me, I just want to add my 2 pence worth.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> We should not be mad at shell as they do provide the liquid nectar that is Ronald 98. Mr Brown is the enamy. 60p in every ltr going into that red suitcase case of his... Why are fuel taxes so high? Because he known’s that a vast majority of us have no option but to use or own vehicles for work and general living (It’s a same that the petrol heads suffer more) its a guarantee of a stable income. Not to forget that his fuel is paid for him and he earns a few 100k a year. (Those with money have no worry) (God damed..... beeb... beeb ...) sorry bought that. So if you want cheaper fuel, don't stop buying. Boycott a company at a time and force a price war !! Oh and it costs the tax payer 1mil for every tum ahawk missile that is fired and a 46 were fired in the first night of the Iraqi war!! P.S I do apologise for my out burst

Papa Bear... That ain't good, let the lady decide for her self !! lol...[] Rub, U want a pic?

Papa Bear... That ain't good, let the lady decide for her self !! lol...[] Rub, U want a pic?

Papa Bear... That ain't good, let the lady decide for her self !! lol...[] Rub, U want a pic?

Papa Bear... That ain't good, let the lady decide for her self !! lol...[] Rub, U want a pic?

Hey amego's ! I was hoping to have a long love affair of fun with my beloved scooby but its original engine is RIP is the big black sky that is engine heaven... Gutted ! But the engine will be re-built and back to strength soon.. In the mean time if you see a poor slow guy in a 106 smoker then be kind, its short term !! LOL.. That aside engine did go knock knock whos there but I'll still be out about !!

I've sent an email to AWD and Importcarparts to see what the boys are saying.. It's mad I work for a car group and not one subaru tech to be had ! shocking.. Must say Bri you've pulled me down from the rafters, lets hope that there more good news to be had

Cheers for the responses guy's.. Scott (sma01) is making a few lines of enquires for me but there's been talk of a 3k bill in the air for a rebuild.. Just for more info. Its a 99 classic UK Turbo.. (So Guttted!!) Is the oil pump the problem?? whats Subarus take on that??