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insane clown

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  1. fook me!!........i'm talking to a horse and daisy has taken up show jumping[]
  2. looking good with your little white nose...................so who's the bird on your back!!![][]
  3. LOL...can you manage a canter?.......or are you a trotter[]
  4. up in the morning are we??............church[]........i gotta work []
  5. [:|].....you been on a trampoline all day...............
  6. [:^)]...........don't suppose sitting on computer all night helps does it!!!??[]
  7. No!!........working on it soon, now we are settling in new house and i got me gym set up ready[] 6' was 14 stone with my chest bigger than my 38" belly...........now 6' 13-6 st and belly bigger than me chest!!!!!..not litraly[]........i've shrunk all but the belly[]
  8. that's one thing i hate is the smell...........in our work hut everyone smokes and i get the hump[]..doors open, a bit of waving and coughing, they get the message........i used to be fit before i started there 8 years ago!!
  9. put one over your nose..............stop you smelling other people's smoke, (u thought i'd say put it over yer mouth to shut you up didn't ya?[]).........[:^)].........try it see how long it last[][] well done stressy[]
  10. looks like barbie and ken would drive
  11. still waiting then?................[] and have you had any cravings...............is that why you are called "stressymare"?[]........if your going to paint the ceilings now your've given up f.a.gs...........don't be tempted to lick off the nicotine that has built up over the years............a simple splash of emulsion will do the trick........in white not yellow[]
  12. Ahhh! now we'll see!!...........the other half has started to sneeze, and constantly wanted pampering.[6]
  13. yes very clean and shiny, do you mods mentioned and if thats all you want then get a remap, depends what make and where you go, i spent £470 on full s/s zoorst and fitting decat, £41 on panel filter!, £185 on chipped ecu, but no remap.....too old!.......gave an extra 40/50 bhp (est) mark
  14. i think i got mine off computer..............looks like i'm turning in to a trojan!!!
  15. we should all stick together and beat this monster virus. for those who have infa red keypads then soldier on.............for who don't ........ well good luck and may the night nurse be with you.[]
  16. you would know if it was me [] ha ha ha you don't have false teeth then?
  17. []............that's alright then![A]
  18. bit ov spit an polish [] ere!!..........you wern't in walton on the naze was ya in the summer, ........sounds familar that's all[]
  19. who shined it for ya[]
  20. looks like i'm getting Man Flu! feelimg worse by the minute, constantly got rag up me nose to stop it running!!!.......want to go to bed now.[+o(][|-)]
  21. "could you pass me the tripod?".................................."ooh Yer fooker, that's not the tripod"
  22. hoot hoot!!!...........up yours[]
  23. as he prepares to take that picture he's been waiting for...............................a seagull smacks him in the head coming from the other direction, ......the pain is clearly visable from the young man.
  24. Z4 will go straight in, and get one for about £100, not mappable and not worth using the spare socket imho, i got uk 7D and put chip in, from 208 bhp to 250ish bhp but Z4 is better than this..............BUT if you got the dosh then go apexi yes....well worth it.
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