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STi_Bandit

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  1. Great new mate, glad to see you've finally got her know its been a loooooooonnnnnng wait Bandit
  2. http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.p...6815&page=7
  3. Just read on another forum that 10 cars have been stolen from Xtreme Motorsport over the weekend Lamborghini Gallardo Red G11ADO Clio V6 Black YG55 ROP Evo IX FQ320 Blue GX55 GTZ Evo IX FQ320 Silver YX55 EOO Impreza WRX UK Blue VN56 SVX Porsche Carrera 997C2S Black YN54 HKF Evo V GSR Silver R140 BAY Evo VIII FQ400 Gunmetal Grey WX54 HKW Impreza WRX Blue YH02 JTZ Evo VI Tommi Makinen Edition Red Y82 HKU Over £350,000 worth
  4. I believe this is the best stealth install of a FMIC ive seen, really have to look twice to notice it http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/439611.htm Bandit
  5. Please mate its Def not as good as my alarm system http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=84uIMjRsyx8 I think that spanks your monkey The Bandit
  6. Have a look here mate http://www.undergroundgraphics.com/shop/pr...PageHistory=cat The Ex Bandit
  7. Found this website when browsing seem a wee bit useful. http://www.bedlib.org/ebsco.html Then click on AUTO REPAIR REFERENCE CENTRE User Name = user Password = password Once Logged in scroll down to and click on AUTO REPAIR REFERENCE CENTRE then simple case of selecting year and model Bandit
  8. If you've ever read a Haynes Manual, you probably, like me, wonder why everything they do can never be done in actual fact, this is because we aren't interpreting the phrases correctly. So, read on and learn what these terms mean to us... Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise. Translation: Clamp with molegrips (adjustable wrench) then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. You do know which way is anticlockwise, don't you? Haynes: Should remove easily. Translation: Will be corroded into place ... clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with a hammer. Haynes: This is a snug fit. Translation: You will skin your knuckles! ... Clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with hammer. Haynes: This is a tight fit. Translation: Not a hope in hell matey! ... Clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with hammer. Haynes: As described in Chapter 7... Translation: That'll teach you not to read through before you start, now you are looking at scarey photos of the inside of a gearbox. Haynes: Pry... Translation: Hammer a screwdriver into... Haynes: Undo... Translation: Go buy a tin of WD40 (catering size). Haynes: Ease ... Translation: Apply superhuman strength to ... Haynes: Retain tiny spring... Translation: "Jeez what was that, it nearly had my eye out"! Haynes: Press and rotate to remove bulb... Translation: OK - that's the glass bit off, now fetch some good pliers to dig out the bayonet part and remaining glass shards. Haynes: Lightly... Translation: Start off lightly and build up till the veins on your forehead are throbbing then re-check the manual because what you are doing now cannot be considered "lightly". Haynes: Weekly checks... Translation: If it isn't broken don't fix it! Haynes: Routine maintenance... Translation: If it isn't broken... it's about to be! Haynes: One spanner rating (simple). Translation: Your Mum could do this... so how did you manage to botch it up? Haynes: Two spanner rating. Translation: Now you may think that you can do this because two is a low, tiny, ikkle number... but you also thought that the wiring diagram was a map of the Tokyo underground (in fact that would have been more use to you). Haynes: Three spanner rating (intermediate). Translation: Make sure you won't need your car for a couple of days and that your AA cover includes Home Start. Haynes: Four spanner rating. Translation: You are seriously considering this aren't you, you pleb! Haynes: Five spanner rating (expert). Translation: OK - but don't expect us to ride it afterwards!!! Translation #2: Don't ever carry your loved ones in it again and don't mention it to your insurance company. Haynes: If not, you can fabricate your own special tool like this... Translation: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Haynes: Compress... Translation: Squeeze with all your might, jump up and down on, swear at, throw at the garage wall, then search for it in the dark corner of the garage whilst muttering "******" repeatedly under your breath. Haynes: Inspect... Translation: Squint at really hard and pretend you know what you are looking at, then declare in a loud knowing voice to your wife "Yep, as I thought, it's going to need a new one"! Haynes: Carefully... Translation: You are about to cut yourself! Haynes: Retaining nut... Translation: Yes, that's it, that big spherical blob of rust. Haynes: Get an assistant... Translation: Prepare to humiliate yourself in front of someone you know. Haynes: Turning the engine will be easier with the spark plugs removed. Translation: However, starting the engine afterwards will be much harder. Once that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach has subsided, you can start to feel deeply ashamed as you gingerly refit the spark plugs. Haynes: Refitting is the reverse sequence to removal. Translation: But you swear in different places. Haynes: Prise away plastic locating pegs... Translation: Snap off... Haynes: Using a suitable drift or pin-punch... Translation: The biggest nail in your tool box isn't a suitable drift! Haynes: Everyday toolkit Translation: Ensure you have an RAC Card & Mobile Phone Haynes: Apply moderate heat... Translation: Placing your mouth near it and huffing isn't moderate heat. Translation #2: Heat up until glowing red, if it still doesn't come undone use a hacksaw. Haynes: Apply moderate heat... Translation: Unless you have a blast furnace, don't bother. Clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with hammer. Haynes: Index Translation: List of all the things in the book bar the thing you want to do! Haynes: Remove oil filter using an oil filter chain wrench or length of bicycle chain. Translation: Stick a screwdriver through it and beat handle repeatedly with a hammer. Haynes: Replace old gasket with a new one. Translation: I know I've got a tube of Krazy Glue around here somewhere. Haynes: Grease well before refitting. Translation: Spend an hour searching for your tub of grease before chancing upon a bottle of washing-up liquid (dish soap). Wipe some congealed washing up liquid from the dispenser nozzle and use that since it's got a similar texture and will probably get you to Halfords to buy some Castrol grease. Haynes: See illustration for details Translation: None of the illustrations notes will match the pictured exploded, numbered parts. The unit illustrated is from a previous or variant model. The actual location of the unit is never given.
  9. well done mate, congrats to both of you, Bandit
  10. Neil id recommend the Prodrive Springs, had them on the sti and they were great teins where just a bit too low for my liking and with the splitter i had i think it would be more times in the garage getting repaired than on the car Bandit
  11. Meercat Snake Head Downpipe Very nice piece of work and alot of work and effort goes into making these, pics are not of one i had but one fitted to gmacs car
  12. Basically all you have to do is post a picture. The next person posts a picture that will somehow beat it . Here's an example: Police Car Is Beaten by THE BANDIT
  13. Lol thank you for all the kind words well maybe not the gayer on dale, iam sure ill be up at the november knockhill day in some kind of gallopy so ill just hide it away in the furthest most car park. Funny thing was selling the car yesterday YES i was wearing that Jacket Bandit
  14. Case of getting everything Zeroed Fianance, credit cards so i can get the best possible morgage but the car was defo the biggest drain on the old funds now can start getting the nest egg saved away for Bandit
  15. Well Gus the day has final come that the bandit 2 will be a supercharged tumble dyrer with double tinted windows, WR front door with Gold flowers in the garden yes its time to do the old morgage thing Bandit
  16. Well with a tear in my eye the new owner has driven off in my car so bandit is now signing out after three year of subaru ownership its time to say goodbye for good on Subaru's. I would like to say a big thank you to everyone ive met through the sidc and iam sure ill see ya all sometime blasting around Knockhill Bandit First Day First Mods Final Photoshoot
  17. Doh wasnt allowed what i typed lol, looks good mate, Bandit
  18. Hello and welcome to the forums mate, hope you enjoy the new car, have seen the 270 in nobles and they do look a tad special Bandit
  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv7aExC1a_U Bandit
  20. fraid not mate i had it on mine for couple of months but got it taken off, like yourself and iam sure other it would be great if it was switchable Bandit
  21. It did just suddleny happen, went out one morning tried to fire her up and all she did was turn but never catch and the AA man diagnoised it as a dirty crank poistion sensor which he cleaned and that sorted it. Iam not saying that what youve got but could be an idea. Iam sure there are people here alot more mechanically minded than me. Bandito
  22. i had a simalar problem on my old car that it would turn but not catch, turned out to be the Crank Position Sensor, dont know if this could be the problem but a suggestion. Bandit
  23. Ive got a Logitech G25 fantastic peace of kit Bandit
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