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SEEVERS

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  1. A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had  not had a  date

    or sex

    in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with

    her,

    so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

    Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr Chang, the well-known Chinese

    sex

    therapist So she went to see him.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said,  " OK, preeze take

    off

    All your crose."

    The woman did as she was told.

    "Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of loom."

    Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said, "OK,

    now

    craw reery reery fass back to me."

    So she did. Dr Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy

    bad.

    You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf

    sex

    or dates."

    Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr Chang, what is Ed Zachary

    Disease?"

    "Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."

    Ha Ha Ha

     

    Del.

  2. Thanks people,i am not anywhere near those figures,more like 265bhp.

    I've got a sheet of metal that i think i'll form so that it connects my panel filter to the wing

    of the car....then sell the induction kit and buy a half decent filter.

    Decision made.

    Del.

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