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What happened to the big tough Tony we used to know and love LOL [] []

Suit's you sir []

If Terri does two things at once, i batten down the hatches and run [] Example 1 Every time Terri cooks dinner i end up praying to the smoke alarm with a tea towel to shut it up LOL 2, Terri cant carry two cups of tea without dropping them, remember the tea incident at Folkestone / France trip 3, Terri would ask me if i want her to drive, i reply saying why would i want that, No thank you dear lol PS Terri is actually a good driver, [] Bless her [] []

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PMSL that was excellent, and very hard to do, fair play []

What was the score .

It was nothing to do with Kent Scoobies

We aim to please, my dear. [] What about the Kent Scoobies initiation ceremony, guy's LOL []

I dont think there is much interest, or people cant make it. Trevor cant go cos he is feeling ill, i'm not overly bothered either way really. If there was a few going then i'll defo go.

why complicate it for them.....let them learn how to blink both eyes,like this [][] then gradually move on to breathing at the same time lol And you think i live dangerously Barry. [] I've slept with one eye open since i started this thread lol

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Welcome Gina.........now that Granbys introduced himself you've met all the nutters ps he's the one that does the maps etc etc [] Dare you to ask him where the Wharf is lol NOW THATS FUNNY []

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Yeah no worries lol There is a meet in Southend tomorrow night, a few Kent Scoobies and loads of Essex Scoobies, for the first Saturday of the month meet.

What do you mean you're not gonna fight, it was looking interesting then, gutted lol PMSL [] Now, i'm off []

They all sound different, mine is Verry loud, i can make car alarms go off.

Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping. Dear Mrs. Murry, Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras. MEMO Re: Complaints 15 Things Mr. Murry has done while his spouse is shopping: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!! And; last, but not least! 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

I think that every morning when I look in the mirror lol No way you can't you're only 24!!!!! Mrs Yogi - Yes I have hijaked the pc - It is a COUP!!!

Now now ladies, lets not fight we should be sticking together, not bickering amongst ourselves. BTTT Skippy (mrs Yogi)[]

Is yours loud

Then you start to look out for them, and then there is the scooby rumble, you'l' hear that and say thats a scooby lol

Yeah it was, you'll find that most other scoobies will flash or wave, i have found anyway. You get kids saying things like, Wow look at that, and cool car, etc. But if yiu are shy, then a scooby is the wrong choice of car lol

Not much room in ther for the shopping Trev [] Aah well lol

Have other Scoobies wave at you yet on the road