You were nice as pie when I met you at PAD mate!
You sure it's not a monthly cycle affecting you?
Defo smarm sufficiently to ensure future good ref (just in case you need 2 at some point in the future?) you'll know you're taking the p*ss even if they don't!
Then remember to pee in all the plant pots (as from now) in rotation to ensure maximum carnage, nail a raw fish or two to the underside of enemies' desks, or try the old 'prawns inside the curtain rails' trick?! lol
Congratulations on finding your new work Monki